Me: God damn it.
T-Mobile: No, no, no. It'll be great. We're going to put you on MODERN plan.
Me: With a price hike?
T-Mobile: It's just the teensiest thing! $6 per line.
Me: You understand how that is in no way small?
T-Mobile: But you'll be locked in at this new price for 5 years!
Me: So your consolation prize for raising my price by an entire phone bill each year is ... you promise not to do it again for 5 years?!
T-Mobile: Yeah! Isn't it great? Plus you're not losing any features.
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#TMobile #PriceHike











