They say it takes a village. But somehow, I'm the cook, cleaner, teacher, therapist AND personal butler. πŸ§ΉπŸ½οΈπŸŽ“

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Worrying is a parent’s default setting. Off switch? Never heard of itπŸ˜†
#BabyYumYum #BYY #ParentWorries #RealParenting #MomTruths #DadLifeToo #ParentingReality #CantTurnItOff #AlwaysOnEdge

You can be a parent or you can have white furniture. You cannot have both. πŸ›‹οΈπŸŽ¨

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15 hilarious parenting comics that are almost too real

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://www.upworthy.com/15-hilarious-parenting-comics-ex1

My toddler just high-fived me in the face. They call it love. I call it assault. βœ‹πŸ€£

#MomLife #WhyTho #ICantEven #ParentingReality #BabyYumYum #BYY

Be honest… some of y’all are still footing that line item πŸ˜… Comment with the age (or current status πŸ‘€). #TheseCantBeMyKids #ParentingReality #ParentingAdultChildren #FamilyFinance #Adulting

Asked my toddler if they needed the toilet before leaving. They said β€˜no’. Five minutes into the journey: β€˜I NEED TO WEE!’ πŸš½πŸ€¦β™€οΈ

#MomLife #ToiletTiming #ParentingReality #ICantWin #BabyYumYum #BYY

Mommy, I need you!’ - My toddler, after dropping their toy next to their hand. πŸ€¦β™€οΈ

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