Toddler sneezed directly into my mouth. So that’s how my day started. 😷👶

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“Mommy, I cleaned up!” = Everything is now shoved under the couch. 🛋️💥

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You know you're a parent when silence triggers panic. 🔇➡️😱

#QuietMeansTrouble #MomAnxiety #ParentingFails #BabyYumYum #ICantEven

My toddler calls crumbs “floor sprinkles” and honestly… I’m too tired to argue. 🍪✨

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Imagine Anus tangerinus HIGH?!?!?

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One call and two appointments today including blood work the tech was nice and showed me pics of her two senior French bulldogs and her boyfriend's brand new adopted puppies and just before leaving for the blood work appointment I got an email saying I was late paying home insurance and I realized it was b/c I mixed up the dates with my car permit payment b/c provincial budget cuts that will put me out of work unless I can conjure a fundraising miracle landed right in the middle of everything anyway here is a picture of a cat and have I mentioned I have a neurodivergent brain?

Yeah. It's SO much fun.

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My toddler asked for help… then screamed because I helped. 😑

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Before kids: “My house will always be clean.”
After kids: “I think that stain’s from Halloween… last year.” 🎃

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