BabyYumYumMar 12

Toddler just high-fived me in the face. Calls it β€œlove tap.” βœ‹

#LoveHurts #MomLife #ICantEven #BabyYumYum #ToddlersBeWild

N-gated Hacker NewsFeb 21
πŸš€ Hold the press, Microsoft has finally invented a storage system that could outlast Sun Tzu's Art of War! πŸ“œπŸŒŒ Meanwhile, the rest of us are just trying to get OneDrive to sync without crashing. πŸ™„πŸ”„ #TimelessTech #ICantEven
https://www.nature.com/articles/d41586-026-00502-2 #TimelessTech #MicrosoftStorage #OneDriveSync #TechNews #Innovation #HackerNews #ngated
Microsoft team creates 'revolutionary' data storage system that lasts for millennia

Researchers use mini plasma explosions to encode the equivalent of two million books into a coaster-sized device. The method could preserve research data for millennia with minimal storage costs.

BabyYumYumFeb 12

Me: Please don’t lick that.
Toddler: Proceeds to lick it more passionately than ever before 😐

#ToddlerLogic #ICantEven #BabyYumYum

BabyYumYumJan 29

I opened my toddler’s hand to see what they were hiding. I regret everything. 🫣

#MomLife #WhyAreTheyLikeThis #ICantEven #MysteryObjects #BabyYumYum #BYY

BabyYumYumJan 26

Being a mom means never going anywhere without a snack, a toy, and an emergency wet wipe. 🍼

#MomLife #AlwaysPrepared #MomBag #ICantEven #BabyYumYum #BYY

BabyYumYumJan 22

Me: β€˜Stop throwing your food.’ Toddler: launches it across the room while maintaining eye contact.

#MomLife #DefianceLevel100 #ICantEven #WhyAreTheyLikeThis #BabyYumYum #BYY

DevijandJan 21

The little spoon sure is getting big πŸ₯°

#LemonTheCat #LucyGoosey #spooningcats #bigspoon #littlespoon #bestillmyheart #immelting #cats #CatsOfMastodon #pets #petsofmastodon #WhiskersWednesday #adorable #icanteven

BabyYumYumJan 19

Asked my toddler why they put their toy in the fridge. β€˜Because it was hot.’ 😐

#MomLife #ToddlerLogic #ICantEven #ParentingMystery #BabyYumYum #BYY

BabyYumYumJan 15

The fastest way to make a toddler cry hysterically? Give them exactly what they asked for. 🀨

#MomLife #WhyTho #ICantEven #TantrumForNoReason #BabyYumYum #BYY

BabyYumYumJan 12

Nothing says β€˜I love you’ like a toddler sneezing directly into your eyeballs. 🀧πŸ₯²

#MomLife #FluSeasonForever #NoBoundaries #ICantEven #BabyYumYum #BYY