Mastodawn

Imagine Anus tangerinus HIGH?!?!?

https://www.cnn.com/2026/04/18/politics/trump-signs-executive-order-urging-more-research-into-psychedelic-ibogaine #trumpistan #icanteven

Trump accelerates research on psychedelic treatments and asks, ‘Can I have some?’

President Donald Trump on Saturday signed an executive order aimed at encouraging expanded research into ibogaine and other psychedelic drugs, part of a broader push to explore emerging mental health treatments.

CNN

Stacey Cornelius 🇨🇦Apr 13

One call and two appointments today including blood work the tech was nice and showed me pics of her two senior French bulldogs and her boyfriend's brand new adopted puppies and just before leaving for the blood work appointment I got an email saying I was late paying home insurance and I realized it was b/c I mixed up the dates with my car permit payment b/c provincial budget cuts that will put me out of work unless I can conjure a fundraising miracle landed right in the middle of everything anyway here is a picture of a cat and have I mentioned I have a neurodivergent brain?

Yeah. It's SO much fun.

#CatsOfMastodon #ICantEven #WTF

BabyYumYum Apr 13

My toddler asked for help… then screamed because I helped. 😑

#MakeItMakeSense #ICantEven #MomLife #BabyYumYum

Rania rizq Apr 6

Please remember that this campaign is our only lifeline.
Kindly boost and donate if you can.

https://gofund.me/d0cc0587

#Souk #Chat #Kaaboura #Couffin #CatsOfFedi #CatsOfFediverse #Caturday #Chamedi
#CatsOfMastodon #ICantEven #wtf

BabyYumYum Mar 30

Before kids: “My house will always be clean.”
After kids: “I think that stain’s from Halloween… last year.” 🎃

#ParentingReality #MomLife #BabyYumYum #ICantEven

BabyYumYum Mar 12

Toddler just high-fived me in the face. Calls it “love tap.” ✋

#LoveHurts #MomLife #ICantEven #BabyYumYum #ToddlersBeWild

N-gated Hacker News Feb 21

🚀 Hold the press, Microsoft has finally invented a storage system that could outlast Sun Tzu's Art of War! 📜🌌 Meanwhile, the rest of us are just trying to get OneDrive to sync without crashing. 🙄🔄 #TimelessTech #ICantEven
https://www.nature.com/articles/d41586-026-00502-2 #TimelessTech #MicrosoftStorage #OneDriveSync #TechNews #Innovation #HackerNews #ngated

Microsoft team creates 'revolutionary' data storage system that lasts for millennia

Researchers use mini plasma explosions to encode the equivalent of two million books into a coaster-sized device. The method could preserve research data for millennia with minimal storage costs.

BabyYumYum Feb 12

Me: Please don’t lick that.
Toddler: Proceeds to lick it more passionately than ever before 😐

#ToddlerLogic #ICantEven #BabyYumYum

BabyYumYum Jan 29

I opened my toddler’s hand to see what they were hiding. I regret everything. 🫣

#MomLife #WhyAreTheyLikeThis #ICantEven #MysteryObjects #BabyYumYum #BYY