@RamenCatholic I choose option 3‼️ ‼️ & send you the essence of apple turnover pastry🍎🥐 surprisingly tasty ashes😜 but due to confusion in the local #RoundWorld area the incarnation of #Offler developed #Turtle aspects⤵️ when traversing over from #Discworld like @Anoia & Zeus also did this morning though I hope without any genetic confusion & is recuperating in Cumbria either that or #ClimateCrisis now making north of 🇬🇧 like 🇺🇸 Florida I mean what is so bad about 1.5c❓ 🤷‍♂️

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cumbria-68250382

Invasive alligator snapping turtle found in Cumbria

A vet says the creature, named Fluffy, could have eaten everything in the water if not found.

BBC News

Friends and Members of the #CultOfRamenCatholicism & the #Monsterdon crew- it's my #birthday weekend!

As a reminder, you can choose one or more of the following as your gift to me:

1. Give me all your money and property; or,

2. Pick up some litter; or,

3. #Offler-style worship - "sacrifice" a piece of cake (or other favorite treat) to Me; you can eat the earthly remains after sending Me the Essence of Cake. Or,

4. Spiderman.

Friends and Members of the #CultOfRamenCatholicism - my birfday is in two weeks!

For my present, you can choose one or more of the following:

1. Give me all your money and property; or,

2. Pick up some litter; or,

3. #Offler-style worship - "sacrifice" a piece of cake (or other favorite treat) to Me; you can eat the earthly remains after sending Me the Essence of Cake. Or,

4. Spiderman.

#Drinking #Discworld #Offler #wtf
Offler vowed he'd never ever drink tequila again.😉😆
If no one would mention this to #Offler it would be much appreciated #Discworld