Friends and Members of the #CultOfRamenCatholicism & the #Monsterdon crew- it's my #birthday weekend!
As a reminder, you can choose one or more of the following as your gift to me:
1. Give me all your money and property; or,
2. Pick up some litter; or,
3. #Offler-style worship - "sacrifice" a piece of cake (or other favorite treat) to Me; you can eat the earthly remains after sending Me the Essence of Cake. Or,
4. Spiderman.
