Jonathan Hogg
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After all that, I can't login now
Hilariously, I think I managed to mistype my username when I set the initial user up because of the feckin' tiny font…
Rabbi Jill ZimmermanGood news Bad news. Bad news: We just found a humongous cricket inside our house. Next to my side of the BED <EEK>. See photo. Good news: while searching for bug ID, I found this hilarious website about crickets. Bad News In Advance: HOW AM I GONNA SLEEP? #insects #funny #sleep #sleeplessness #notfunnyatall https://americanpest.net/blog/are-crickets-harmful/
ThestaroftheworldsI haven't seen a single advert on mastadon. I'm not sure how they've stopped it. It's quite a refreshing experience, just like this delicious brand of liquid I'm drinking. Aaaaaah it really hits the spot. Only brand *Redacted* can deliver that tangy tasty crunchy patented taste. Mmm *Redacted* a sensory explosion in a can. Thanks *Redacted*
#mastadon #silly #funny #abitfunny #notfunnyatall #stopmessingaroundwithhashtags