Your toasters are flying but mine are on linkedin
#No-seriously #there-is-a-pic-of-my-toaster-there
I wonder if "number of parenthetical statements per 1,000 words written" would be a reasonable predictor of #ADHD in certain populations.
I’m just going to come out and say it. Spice Girls ‘Wannabe’ bangs and its music video bangs even harder.
I SAID WHAT I SAID
It’s been so long since I wrote anything on the blog that I forgot to post it here! 🤦🏻♂️ A Haunting In Venice is a loose adaptation of Agatha Christie’s Halloween Party & sees Ken Branagh return as Poirot for a third outing - but is it worth it?
Please enjoy my thoughts on the film here - https://hubpages.com/entertainment/should-i-watch-a-haunting-in-venice-2023 - and if you do, why not check out some of my other work? Thanks! #AmWriting #NoSeriously
Me:
"Ok, you made the last project unnecessarily complicated. Let's take it down a notch on the next one, ok? Ok."
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Two days later
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Me, making a kilometre of bias tape:
"fuck"