People often ask me why I drink so much cola and eat so many chips.

I just want to explain it briefly: I suffer from a very rare condition.
My body cannot produce cola and chips on its own, so I have to manually add them to the system.

It’s not unhealthy. It’s maintenance.

#Cola #Chips #SnackScience #TotallyLegit #MaintenanceMode

The plural of snipe (the bird) is sneep

#BirdingFacts #TotallyLegit

@world_beauty As a #TotallyLegit Planetary Dermatologist (TM), I recomment sunscreen.
It *is* signed! It’s a signed document! I guess this year I’m really gonna kick that football! 🙄 #TotallyLegit
So it seems that Internet thinks once again that my birthday is coming. I wonder how many people in my (infosec) bubble has born 1.1.someyear according to random online services?
#TotallyLegit #WhyDoYouNeedIt #Birthday
i actually never expected this un to be open
now i am commited to toot #totallylegit ghost facts