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Them: Friday's Eve's Eve

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#mornings #needmoresleep #tgif

What my screen reader said: show this thread.
What I heard: Joe is dead.
#NeedMoreSleep
On the fediverse they’re not called threads, they’re called FediSpagetti #NeedMoreSleep

Just tried connecting to IP address 15.0.4365.2….which, sadly, is not an IP address, it’s a SQLServer version

#NeedMoreSleep

Just tried connecting to IP address 15.0.4365.2….which, sadly, is not an IP address, it’s a SQLServer version

#NeedMoreSleep

Well thanks to my oldest daughter’s dog, I have already been up for about 30 mins. 🙄

#UpTooEarly #NeedMoreSleep

#Zhuangzi: "I dreamt I was a butterfly, flitting around in the sky; then I awoke. Now I wonder: Am I a man who dreamt of being a butterfly, or am I a butterfly dreaming that I am a man?"
Me: "Are you sure you actually slept, because this sounds remarkably like the sort of brain mush and sleep-deprived thoughts I have after a night of tossing and turning?"
#Daoism #Taoism #philosophy #humour #insomniac #insomnia #confusion #BrainFog #dreaming #dreams #reality #NeedMoreSleep
I #JustOneMoreChapter -ed myself to the end of a book last night, at 2:30am. Feeling a little groggy this morning! #Reading #NeedMoreSleep

Early mornings are one thing, unable to get back to sleep is another.

You need more sleep, I need more sleep...

Any good advice on getting back to sleep after waking in the middle of the night?

#sleep #sleepdeprivation #needmoresleep #tired

And so, to bed. Working in the parliamentary office tomorrow so a long drive in the morning. #tired #needMoreSleep #GoodnightMastodon