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'It is only now, that I have died and risen as an anthrophagous zombie of the Dan O'Bannon variety,' thought The Scarecrow "…that I truly want a brain.'.

Blue Pill or Red Pill
Heard there was a secret chord
Let the Sleeper Wake.

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I once rung a bell in Cité
But was pilloried and flogged anyway.
Almost human, you know,
Like quasi modo
Then Esmeralda came my way…

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Tower of London sentry: Halt! Who goes their?

Lady Jane Grey: ‘Tis not “i”.

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I loved the same gal as my friend
So I sentenced them burned until dead
While they tied them to the stake
I realized my mistake
And burned down a village instead

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I was an old lady who swallowed a fly
(from which alas I'd eventually die).
You may plead on your knees,
you may pay ten ghinees,
but I will never ever ever tell you why.

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I once was a jester in Italy
Where I hid my dear daughter successfully
I made her wear drag
She ended up in a sack
When I had her get killed accidentally

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I was a dealer called Salamanca
I could hardly have been any crankier
When I ring dinged on my bell
I blew straight into Hell
I should have become a nice banker

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There once was a man from Nantucket…
No, bear with me now — I’m a white whale, I don’t work blue.

There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose Pequod was just a chum-bucket.
He spied me and chased,
But his tub I did waste.
On the sea floor he landed and stuck it! 🥇

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