Show threadBlingoAliMar 19

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#MiltonJones is an absolute legend.

See him on TV or sharing the bill live as part of a multi-comic show and you'll just get a stream of brilliant one-liners:

I hate Italians.

Nasty slanty little eyes.

Sorry, italics! I hate italics...

But live and solo he also engages in some often mischievous crowd work. Highly recommended and, coincidentally, on tour now.

https://www.ents24.com/uk/tour-dates/milton-jones

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christyotwisty 🇨🇦 (prime accFeb 10
I am grateful to be able to watch #MockTheWeek again. This week #MiltonJones was on, and the #MegaBus man showed up a second time.
andylancelotNov 23
Very much looking forward to this tonight in #Wrexham
#MiltonJones #Comedy 🎭 😂
I like musicals
Lifestyle | The Guardian USApr 26, 2025
Milton Jones: ‘The closest I’ve come to death? Being offered a lift by James Acaster’ https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2025/apr/26/milton-jones-the-closest-ive-come-to-death-being-offered-a-lift-by-james-acaster #Lifeandstyle #MiltonJones #Culture #Comedy #Stage
Milton Jones: ‘The closest I’ve come to death? Being offered a lift by James Acaster’

The comedian on his fear of combs, his habit of muttering to himself and why love feels like a Pot Noodle

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SirSwatchFeb 5, 2025
What a great night – just watched #MiltonJones
I haven’t laughed so much like that in years. What a genius he is 😂
kgoetzFeb 3, 2025

The two jokes (by other people) which won't get out of my head today - so I'm inflicting them on you all.

First is #MiltonJones on #MockTheWeek aaaages ago (got no link sorry):
"I think elephants are over protected. But thats easy for me to say ... from my ivory tower"

Second is #SethMyers from #LateNight talking about one of his writers #KarenChee (https://youtu.be/ojXTt_iptB0?t=161):
"As you can see, this is a person with nothing but joy in her heart... but that joke made me so fucking mad at her"

Seth Holds a Surprise Inspection of His Monologue Writers in January 2023

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CodepopeMar 24, 2024
Currently enjoying a live recording of Thanks A Lot #MiltonJones at the Shaw Theatre - don’t worry it’s the interval, we are doing 2. It’s for the wireless… but how do they make that work without wires to the speaker?
Mark TaylorFeb 17, 2024
Via Julia Proofreader @ProofreadJulia · 11h Absolutely best joke, amongst scores of other brilliant jokes, from #MiltonJones last night: If you Google 'lost medieval servant boy', it comes up with 'this page cannot be found'.
PunningJan 20, 2024

So, it turns out that reading between the lines is dangerous when you’re waiting for a train.

(stolen from Milton Jones)

Also on:

https://punning.isbrill.com/dad-jokes/reading-between-the-lines-is-all-kinds-of-dangerous/

#MiltonJones #trains

BladecatcherNov 17, 2022
The brilliant #MiltonJones in #Cheltenham last night. Or was that Chelmsford? No one seemed quite sure by the end. (Except for the inevitable Gloucester jokes, of course 🙄, which was a bit of a giveaway )
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