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#MiltonJones is an absolute legend.

See him on TV or sharing the bill live as part of a multi-comic show and you'll just get a stream of brilliant one-liners:

I hate Italians.

Nasty slanty little eyes.

Sorry, italics! I hate italics...

But live and solo he also engages in some often mischievous crowd work. Highly recommended and, coincidentally, on tour now.

https://www.ents24.com/uk/tour-dates/milton-jones

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I am grateful to be able to watch #MockTheWeek again. This week #MiltonJones was on, and the #MegaBus man showed up a second time.
Very much looking forward to this tonight in #Wrexham
#MiltonJones #Comedy 🎭 😂
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Milton Jones: ‘The closest I’ve come to death? Being offered a lift by James Acaster’

The comedian on his fear of combs, his habit of muttering to himself and why love feels like a Pot Noodle

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What a great night – just watched #MiltonJones
I haven’t laughed so much like that in years. What a genius he is 😂

The two jokes (by other people) which won't get out of my head today - so I'm inflicting them on you all.

First is #MiltonJones on #MockTheWeek aaaages ago (got no link sorry):
"I think elephants are over protected. But thats easy for me to say ... from my ivory tower"

Second is #SethMyers from #LateNight talking about one of his writers #KarenChee (https://youtu.be/ojXTt_iptB0?t=161):
"As you can see, this is a person with nothing but joy in her heart... but that joke made me so fucking mad at her"

Seth Holds a Surprise Inspection of His Monologue Writers in January 2023

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Currently enjoying a live recording of Thanks A Lot #MiltonJones at the Shaw Theatre - don’t worry it’s the interval, we are doing 2. It’s for the wireless… but how do they make that work without wires to the speaker?
Via Julia Proofreader @ProofreadJulia · 11h Absolutely best joke, amongst scores of other brilliant jokes, from #MiltonJones last night: If you Google 'lost medieval servant boy', it comes up with 'this page cannot be found'.

So, it turns out that reading between the lines is dangerous when you’re waiting for a train.

(stolen from Milton Jones)

Also on:

https://punning.isbrill.com/dad-jokes/reading-between-the-lines-is-all-kinds-of-dangerous/

#MiltonJones #trains

The brilliant #MiltonJones in #Cheltenham last night. Or was that Chelmsford? No one seemed quite sure by the end. (Except for the inevitable Gloucester jokes, of course 🙄, which was a bit of a giveaway )
Recommended 👍🏼