The two jokes (by other people) which won't get out of my head today - so I'm inflicting them on you all.

First is #MiltonJones on #MockTheWeek aaaages ago (got no link sorry):
"I think elephants are over protected. But thats easy for me to say ... from my ivory tower"

Second is #SethMyers from #LateNight talking about one of his writers #KarenChee (https://youtu.be/ojXTt_iptB0?t=161):
"As you can see, this is a person with nothing but joy in her heart... but that joke made me so fucking mad at her"