ColI can't hide easily these days, when I bend down the cracking of my knees gives me away.
BlingoAli@kibcol1049
To the man on crutches, dressed in camouflage gear, who stole my wallet ... you can hide but you can't run.
h/t Milton Jones, inevitably
@blingoali 😂
@kibcol1049
#MiltonJones is an absolute legend.
See him on TV or sharing the bill live as part of a multi-comic show and you'll just get a stream of brilliant one-liners:
I hate Italians.
Nasty slanty little eyes.
Sorry, italics! I hate italics...
But live and solo he also engages in some often mischievous crowd work. Highly recommended and, coincidentally, on tour now.
