📰 Oh joy, the #Pentagon is in charge of Stars and Stripes now, which means we can look forward to riveting military-approved bedtime stories! 📚🛌 More #oversight means less actual content, but hey, at least the Pentagon's got plenty of crayons to help color inside the lines! 🖍️🎨
https://www.stripes.com/theaters/us/2026-03-13/pentagon-modernization-plan-stars-and-stripes-21051529.html #StarsAndStripes #MilitaryStories #BedtimeReads #CrayonCulture #HackerNews #ngated