Melon Usk#intro #introduction #induction
I am @melonusk, and I have more melons than you.
I am the founder of #MelonLink, #Melonsla, and #MelonX.
I believe in free melon, but free peach is a step too far.
#MelonPal has nothing to do with me anymore. I don't want to talk about it, so don't ask.
Attached is a picture of me driving my #Melonsla, with #MelonLink.