@rogue_corq he should totally drive a #Melonsla

#melonusk

#MelonX satellite photo of our new #Melonsla #Gigamelon.

#melonusk

#intro #introduction #induction

I am @melonusk, and I have more melons than you.

I am the founder of #MelonLink, #Melonsla, and #MelonX.

I believe in free melon, but free peach is a step too far.

#MelonPal has nothing to do with me anymore. I don't want to talk about it, so don't ask.

Attached is a picture of me driving my #Melonsla, with #MelonLink.

#melonusk