Mastodawn

Sure I'm functioning. I'm not sure what my domain and range is, but I'm functioning alright.

Silly #mathjoke (hint, it’s a movie).

Note that I am surely not the first one to come up with this.

Don’t call me average – that’s mean!

Eating too much cake is the Sin of gluttony
However eating too much Pie is okay because the Sin of Pie is always zero.

The existence of 'coreutils' implies the existence of 'reutils', in which the cp, mv and ln commands take their two arguments in the opposite order.

this made me chuckle. #mathjoke

When you tell me that you're a rational person, I want to know what you're being divided by. #MathJoke

Infinitity: thats over 300 zero's!

The only tanlines I’m getting this summer..

Many recipes call for three eggs. It’s not exactly pie, but it is pretty close.