For some weekend fun:

🚨 WoB PATTERN: Distributed Monolith

"Why call a method locally when you can send a synchronous HTTP request across three availability zones?"

The result of taking a spaghetti code base and throwing it across the network. Now you have the same coupling, but with added network latency and serialization overhead.

https://worstofbreed.net/patterns/distributed-monolith/

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