#IF #TheCoolKids want to #GoToMars; they're going to "need" a #LotMore than #SocialMedia to make that #Fantasy a #Reality...
#SpeakingPersonally, I don't want to #GoToMars...
Let's send #MattDamon, instead...
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#YippitySkippity...!
#BT have #StoppedTrying to #Upsell #IT's "new" #VoIP as a #DigitalService and have #FinallyConfirmed the #Discontinuation of #MyLandLineService...
The #SalesAgent got a #LittleBitHufty and #Suggested that we #MightNotUnderstand until I #PatientlyExplained that #MyDoctorate is in #Engineering, while "she/they/them" were #TryingToSell a #Service we #NoLonger "need"...
"They/them" were #QuiteCrestfallen when I also #PatientlyExplaing #ExactlyHowMuch #Money we weren't going to be #Paying over the #NextFiveYears... #IT runs into #Thousands and #Thousands of #PoundsSterling... Though #IT also #Sounds a #LotMore in #Pesetas or #Lira or #Yen...
#TheBFF, #MyLittleBigBuddy, #CaptainRedBeanBear and I also #StillPossess #ZeroDodgyCoins... #Unlike #SpaceKarenX...
#ChaChing...!
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