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#GoodMorningHorn and #HappyHappy #InternationalCelloDay...!

#DontPanic, #OrAnything; but...

#ExMastodonUser and #AppleFanBoy, #StephenFry has #Declared a #NationalEmergency for #MentalHealth...

#IT's #AnotherOne of his #LuvvieAlarms...

He's #VeryWelcome to #Borrow #MyDoctorate in #ClinicalPsychiatry and #Engineering and #WinAnOscar with #IT...

#OR, #SimplyReturn to #AnotherOne of the #RejectedSocialMediaPlatforms he's #AlreadyOn... #SuchAs #Fakebook or #SpaceKarenX's US$44bn #VanityProject, #Maybe...

There are #LoadsOfThem; they're #NothingNew...

#IT's just a #KindSuggestion...

#DontForget... #QuoteToots; #StillQuiteCool

Have #AnotherPrideMonth; #OrSomething...

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#StephenFry #LuvvieAlarm #BeautifulCreatures #TinyViolin #BigCello #SenseOfProportionControl

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#ByStarkContrast...

#MyFormTutor was also #MyChemistryTeacher; he was a #DreadfulTeacher...

#HisIdea of #Teaching was #Copying #TheText from #SomeoneElse's #Book onto a #Blackboard, while 23-#Students were #Expected to #Copy what he'd #Copied into our #OwnBooks... And, #Magickally; #TheLearning would #JustHappen...

#HisApproach to #Teaching #SetMeBack 3-#Years; but #NoOneCares about that, either... He's #DeadNow and #MyDoctorate is in #Engineering...

#So... #IT's #AllFine...

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#OhReally...?! #YouDontSay... #HowToHammer

#IT's #JustAsWell #MyDoctorate is in #Engineering...

#TrueFacts... For the #TrueTrueTuesday...

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#YippitySkippity...!

#BT have #StoppedTrying to #Upsell #IT's "new" #VoIP as a #DigitalService and have #FinallyConfirmed the #Discontinuation of #MyLandLineService...

The #SalesAgent got a #LittleBitHufty and #Suggested that we #MightNotUnderstand until I #PatientlyExplained that #MyDoctorate is in #Engineering, while "she/they/them" were #TryingToSell a #Service we #NoLonger "need"...

"They/them" were #QuiteCrestfallen when I also #PatientlyExplaing #ExactlyHowMuch #Money we weren't going to be #Paying over the #NextFiveYears... #IT runs into #Thousands and #Thousands of #PoundsSterling... Though #IT also #Sounds a #LotMore in #Pesetas or #Lira or #Yen...

#TheBFF, #MyLittleBigBuddy, #CaptainRedBeanBear and I also #StillPossess #ZeroDodgyCoins... #Unlike #SpaceKarenX...

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