#YippitySkippity; we're #OilChangeReady...

#IT's #One of #MyFavouriteChores...

#InOrder to be #OilChangeReady; #One will "need":

• #Stuff;
• #Things;
• #Oil; and,
• #Things that need an #OilChange…

• And, #Biscuits…

#MyLittleBigBuddy is #SoExciticated...

#TheFuture is #Bright; there will be #Biscuits in #IT...

With #VeryBigHammers™️

#AlsoAvailable in #PlumAndRusty

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#YippitySkippity...!

#BT have #StoppedTrying to #Upsell #IT's "new" #VoIP as a #DigitalService and have #FinallyConfirmed the #Discontinuation of #MyLandLineService...

The #SalesAgent got a #LittleBitHufty and #Suggested that we #MightNotUnderstand until I #PatientlyExplained that #MyDoctorate is in #Engineering, while "she/they/them" were #TryingToSell a #Service we #NoLonger "need"...

"They/them" were #QuiteCrestfallen when I also #PatientlyExplaing #ExactlyHowMuch #Money we weren't going to be #Paying over the #NextFiveYears... #IT runs into #Thousands and #Thousands of #PoundsSterling... Though #IT also #Sounds a #LotMore in #Pesetas or #Lira or #Yen...

#TheBFF, #MyLittleBigBuddy, #CaptainRedBeanBear and I also #StillPossess #ZeroDodgyCoins... #Unlike #SpaceKarenX...

#ChaChing...!

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingMobileTelephonyNotNews... #NotNearly24... #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews...

#YippitySkippity...! #MyPhone is #WorkingAgain...

#EE have given their #LittleHamster #SomeCheese and #Spun #IT's #LittleWheel and the #PACTransfer is #Complete...

And, #Done...

"They/them" #Still can't #Spell #MySurname #Correctly; because, #TheSystem doesn't #RecogniseAccents...

#So... They/them should #Probably get a #BetterSystem...

#IT #MustBeTime for #One of those #WhiteRussianWednesdays...!

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingOnAMissionNotNews... #NotNearly24...

#YippitySkippity...! #MyLittleBigBuddy has #ReturnedHome and has been #Learning all about #GeodesicDomes in #AppliedConstructions...

#Now... He's going to #TellMeAllAboutIT like I don't #AlreadyKnow...

I'm #Definitely going to #HaveABiscuit; because, he #StillKnowsNothing about the #VikingVillage that has been #LongShipped®️​.. #Shhh... #DontTellHim; #IT's #TopSecret...

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#YippitySkippity...

#NinetyNineTootsToGo 'til #MyTenThousandthToot...

We might have to #HaveABalloon, or #Something...

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#Nena: 99 Red Balloons (Club Mix)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYxH5G3ShVw

#YippitySkippity; we're #OilChangeReady...

#IT's #One of #MyFavouriteChores...

#InOrder to be #OilChangeReady; #One will "need":

• #Stuff;
• #Things;
• #Oil; and,
• #Things that need an #OilChange…

• And, #Biscuits…

#RedBeanBearSaysSo

#YoureWelcome…

#HaveSomePizza…

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#YippitySkippity; we're #OilChangeReady...

#IT's #OnTheList for #Tomorrow...

#BiscuitsPermitting...

We #Love #OilChanges and #Filters... #VeryMuckyPuppies...

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