"If it please the court."
First of all, the court needs to simmer the fuck down.
Second, what kind of maniac even *gets* pleased by a second amended motion filing? This court is freaky.
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"Why was the lawyer always worried about his weight?
Because he didn't want to be held in ""contempt of court""!
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