Mastodawn

Ya ever have one of those #PainFlare days where it's just exhausting to poop?

That's basically been the last few mornings for me: wake up, go potty, take nap, repeat.

Yesterday, my nap noise was Lovecraft audiobooks; this did not give me interesting dreams and #IAmDisappoint

Meanwhile, Hannity the #KidneyStone seems to have found it's way to the bend in the ureter just before the bladder. Go, Hannity, Go!

Hannity the #KidneyStone is Up To Something again. I've basically been bedridden, but not in the "sexy" Victorian wasting disease sort of way.

It feels like he's approaching my bladder soon. I hope he passes along soon. I'd like my normal #MyBodyIsTryingToRejectMe bullshit back; at least I'm semi-functional the rest of the time.
#KidneyStoners #ChronicPainBlues

#KidneyStone update - Hannity seems to finally be adjusting to life in the ureter & he is starting much smaller fires in my flank.
#KidneyStoners

An artist's representation of my #Kidney and it's #KidneyStone

#Today my #KidneyStone feels like how a dial-up modem sounds. Double-plus Not-good. Do not recommend.

#KidneyStone update - I'm naming it #Hannity

Hannity was a real bitch this morning, but seems to be calming down.

I can feel my #KidneyStone moving. 0/10

I'm also feeling grateful for my co-workers who are covering for me (again). 10/10

Old & Busted:
"I get #KidneyStones sometimes."

New Hotness:
"I can pee rocks once per decade. That's *my* superpower!"

Any other #KidneyStoners around here?

Feel free to complain at me about it! I've *literally* felt your pain!

I'll go first:

I usually have a #KidneyStone drop every decade or so. Worst. Pain. Ever.

That #kidney gets "twitchy" about once per month. Worst. PMS. Ever.