I made a graph of all my past relationships.

There is an ex axis and a why axis.

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A mosquito was heard to complain
The scientists had poisoned his brain
The cause of his sorrow
was Para-dichloro-
diphenyl-trichloro-ethane (DDT)

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"What are your dogs' names?"

"Calvin and Klein"

"Like the underwear?"

"They are boxers."

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Happy Easter! Enjoy this clip about the time a street preacher decided the resurrection of Jesus Christ was really about me being bad, a determination that was based solely on the fact that I was leaving a train station.

https://youtu.be/quzLqAjIJSU

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In the morning I smell you breath
It reminds me of mortal death.
I could cry,
Or even die,
but I pray there are more Certs left.

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'Bejabers, dear Father, what's that?'
'It's a candle for you, Sister Pat.'
'Is it warm to the touch?'
'Yes it is; will you clutch
It?' 'Oh Father, it's throbbing and ...' SPLAT

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