Does #JohnMastodon know John Frum?
Where is the runway?
Where is the pier?
Where is the volcano?🌋
What have the ships and planes brought with them?
Is it deadly and contagious?
Are there boxes of Twitsylvanian soil in the ship's hold waiting for the dark of night to spawn undead Rage Trolls?
Are they being airlifted in by Wizard of Oz flying monkeys?
Is there a portal straight from Twitdämmerung?
Is #JohnMastodon defending the gate?
🦉The Owls are not what they see.🦉
@deankarrier
Or cause them to believe you are an Elbownian spy whose sloppy tradecraft has given away the game, immediately putting you in dire peril.
Stand clear of people carrying umbrellas.
Do not accept drinks from anyone.
Check your sandwich with a Geiger counter.
Squinch your eyes shut and grit your teeth when you turn the key. Any key. You never know where they may have put it.
🦉The Owls are not to be trusted🦉
The issue, as I understand it, is that were you a 🤖robot🤖 identifying traffic signals you might think all of them were green because you had been programmed by ethnocentric 👽Martians👽.
The line between Artificial Intelligence and Artificial Insanity is razor thin.
🕵️The Truth is Out There. Not in Here.🕵️
🦉The Owls Know🦉
The people looking for lists are from Law Enforcement. They are phoning it in rather than doing the hard work.
1. Do not get on lists.
2. Never answer the door.
3. Build a secret room. Put a blank diary in it, just in case.
4. Stock up on Toaster Waffles.
🦉The Ows are Watching🦉
Which is worse: That the vaccine is not 100% effective or that the virus is not 100% effective.
If Hunter Biden had devoted more time in the lab after Hillary recovered the vial of the virus from Benghazi, instead of eating pizza at Lolita Express Pizza with a gang of slacking K-Street lobbyists, there would be no Republicans left to haunt us.
🕵️ The Truth is out There, not in Here🕵️
🦉The Owls are everywhere🦉
Somewhere in a basement pizzaria in Maryland if you know the right unknown unknown people you can order a fresh kitten pizza baked in a diesel fired 'solar' oven by members of the RNC.
I got word of this from a comic book word informant plot device. It is 100% fact free. You can check it.
🕵️ The Truth is out there, not in here.🕵️
🦉The Owls are always watching🦉
@atfun
You have no idea how close to home that is--if you did I'd have to kill you.
I have a letter that lets me pass through all Gov'mint roadblocks. In March of 2020 they did not know if there would be roadblocks.
I interviewed with a nearly blind man in a pitch dark office in Area 3. He told me "Be careful on the steps."
Scully and Mulder just aren't that computer literate. I had to give them lessons.
You are only paranoid if they don't get you.
🦉Owls.🦉
#following my #followers to make absolutely certain I have not talked them into revolution or jumping off of bridges today.
Somebody must. We can't leave it all up to law enforcement and secret agents.
#Elonmusk 's midlife crisis has simplified their task now that he has created fascist flypaper to draw them all in.
Is Elon Musk secretly working with law enforcement to round up anti-democratic forces and lure them to their doom?--EggmontAnon
Eggmont 🐘