@deankarrier
Or cause them to believe you are an Elbownian spy whose sloppy tradecraft has given away the game, immediately putting you in dire peril.

Stand clear of people carrying umbrellas.

Do not accept drinks from anyone.

Check your sandwich with a Geiger counter.

Squinch your eyes shut and grit your teeth when you turn the key. Any key. You never know where they may have put it.

🦉The Owls are not to be trusted🦉

#IwasNeverHere