On Hold

I am trying to renew my passport before I have to fly to Florida this summer. I’ve been on hold with their help line for 10 minutes. I have a meeting 70 minutes from now. Do you think I will still be on hold when the meeting starts?

Something tells me I will be. Government efficiency and all that crap, right?

I was just about to publish this when my call was forwarded to a voicemail and hung up. Oh good. I guess I can start that on-hold clock again.

Yippee.

#doge #efficiency #government #hangUp #onHold #papersPlease #passport #voiceMail

I need the phone number of whoever built those cabinets! 😁
#anythingfortheviews

#funny #video #durable #wellmade #hangup

Explaining things to your kids can really put things in perspective.

Me (to toddler): Dad’s gone now, he hung up the phone.

*considers what this actually means*

[thinking] hung up the phone… HUNG UP the phone… How heckin’ old am I 😂 Phones haven’t sat in a hook since we’ll before these kiddos were even born!

#old #phone #hangup #toddler #parenting

#letsroll

⚂ ⚀ ⚀ ⚂ ⚂→#flap
⚁ ⚂ ⚂ ⚁ ⚂→#dingo
⚀ ⚅ ⚂ ⚁ ⚄→#collapse
⚂ ⚂ ⚃ ⚀ ⚅→#hangup
⚀ ⚁ ⚄ ⚄ ⚃→#avenge
⚂ ⚁ ⚁ ⚄ ⚀→#girdle

flap-dingo-collapse-hangup-avenge-girdle

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#letsroll

⚄ ⚀ ⚁ ⚃ ⚀→#release
⚀ ⚂ ⚅ ⚂ ⚃→#bootlace
⚂ ⚂ ⚅ ⚄ ⚃→#heftiness
⚄ ⚄ ⚃ ⚂ ⚅→#spinach
⚂ ⚂ ⚃ ⚀ ⚅→#hangup
⚃ ⚅ ⚂ ⚁ ⚃→#radiated

release-bootlace-heftiness-spinach-hangup-radiated

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#letsroll

⚀ ⚄ ⚃ ⚅ ⚅→#chewing
⚁ ⚀ ⚀ ⚁ ⚁→#cornbread
⚄ ⚅ ⚂ ⚅ ⚂→#stinky
⚂ ⚂ ⚃ ⚀ ⚅→#hangup
⚀ ⚄ ⚄ ⚂ ⚁→#chirpy
⚁ ⚀ ⚄ ⚀ ⚃→#crummiest

chewing-cornbread-stinky-hangup-chirpy-crummiest

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