I noes yoo gots sumfing
I noes it gots cheez
Yoo cannot pwetend
Dat I not smell or sees

Yoo gots to hab manners
Yoo noe yoo must share
Now gib me a bite
Cuz dat only be fair

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Peppywoni
Sawsij, ham
A peeza luver,
Dat I am

Sum like wif mozza,
Or eben bwee
But peeza bestest
Wen wif me

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Ware my fwench fwys?
Gib me, pweez!
Ware my fwench fwys?
Warm, wif cheez!

Ware my fwench fwys?
I demand!
Ware my fwench fwys?
Bite yor hand!

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