TV series pitch: Why The Fuck Do You Think That?
Basically BBC's Who Do To Think You Are, but tracing the origin of the fucking stupid stuff a celebrity thinks and believes.
I'll do the narration, which will mostly consist of "for fucks' sake" or "Jesus Fucking Christ" followed by an exaggerated sigh.
#FuckingGenius #InsomniaThoughts
#FeelingSwearyMightDeleteLater

Colbert is always on point. #StephenColbert #TheLateShow #FuckingGenius #PoliticalSatire #PoliticalComedy #OpeningMonologue

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Here's a bedder idea: Idiot (god-fearing) 'libs' fight idiot (god-fearing) MAGATS until the planet dissolves? Fucking genius, mate! Could you play into the hands of your billionaire overlords any more if you wanted to? #FuckingGENIUS

OK… Je porte tellement bien mon pseudo que j'ai littéralement oublié que je devais utiliser mon crédit vacances avant la fin de cette semaine en pensant que c'était avant la fin de la semaine prochaine, sachant que j'ai 6½ jours à poser et que je bosse 5j par semaine >_< #FuckingGenius