509frecklesIf Gerry is short for Gerald, is Larry short for Larald? #insomniathoughts
🍃Carkner🥺Elias, their principal antagonist, is a tech newsletter writer who the only one who sees what they are doing and works to sabotage them at every step.👀
2025 reboot of Person of Interest where a bespectacled billionaire and his soft-spoken evangelical Christian goon terrorise New York in their efforts to "solve" crimes hallucinated by their proprietary LLM. In every episode they're helped along by a bitcoin-obsessed NYPD detective who is desperate to cash out as an early investor in the scheme.
\ˈthē-ˈˈärd-ˌvärk\TV series pitch: Why The Fuck Do You Think That?
Basically BBC's Who Do To Think You Are, but tracing the origin of the fucking stupid stuff a celebrity thinks and believes.
I'll do the narration, which will mostly consist of "for fucks' sake" or "Jesus Fucking Christ" followed by an exaggerated sigh.
#FuckingGenius #InsomniaThoughts
#FeelingSwearyMightDeleteLater
Basically BBC's Who Do To Think You Are, but tracing the origin of the fucking stupid stuff a celebrity thinks and believes.
I'll do the narration, which will mostly consist of "for fucks' sake" or "Jesus Fucking Christ" followed by an exaggerated sigh.
#FuckingGenius #InsomniaThoughts
#FeelingSwearyMightDeleteLater
ferricoxide#InsomniaThoughts
If a pedometer is a device that counts. your steps, then why isn't the definition of "pedophile" someone who likes walking?
If a pedometer is a device that counts. your steps, then why isn't the definition of "pedophile" someone who likes walking?
(mandy, she/her)How do you apologize for something you would have a hard time forgiving if the same were done to you?
Wendy NatherWhen I was young, I used to sit by the phone to wait for a call.
Now the phone sits by me.
Miriam BooshThere is no physical evidence or way to prove that today is Thursday. We just have to trust that some guy has been keeping count since the first one ever. #InsomniaThoughts
The Fibbanazi sequence... A series of ever bigger untruths told to right wingers.
#InsomniaThoughts
#InsomniaThoughts
How fast would a car have to drive before a wheel would be spinning so quickly that centrifugal force would keep a flat tyre inflated?
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#InsomniaThoughts