In case u forgot, fkboi Hegseth, Secretary of Defense and military cosplayer, mister "lethality and morality", upheld his morality by:

- Allegedly raping at least two women. One victim was last seen arguing w him and can't remember anything, but Hegshog says it was 'consensual.'

- Cheating on his wife 'at least five times'

- Cheating on the mistress he was cheating on his wife with like a week or two after the mistress had his baby, with a second mistress... his mistresstress?

- Installed a makeup studio in the Pentagon bc fkboi vanity I guess

- Thinks the Geneva Conventions get in the way

- Follows a racist bigot of a priest as his moral compass (lol as if he has morals)

- Has a super punchable face

Just thought I'd say some of the quiet stuffs out loud.       

#Politics #Trump #Hegseth #Republican #Fuckboi #USPol #Resistance #Project2025

Remember, there is no "Department of War" in the USA. That's like, the icky fantasy of a Nazi, sexist, homophobic wannabe fuckboi fratboy whose best accomplishment so far in life was being toxic enough to convince his wife to dump him.

Hope he "crusades" his gross, crossturbatory butt into a volcano.

Oh hi FBI, yes, I am talking abt the Secretary of being topped by a incontinent fascist tyrant, Petey Hegseth.

Now go do your fking job, you incredible cowards.

#Hegseth #Politics #uspol #DepartmentofDefense #Fuckboi

Why do dumb bois do dumb things? #fuckboi #breakup #transart
How many fuq boys are gonna use chatgpqt to write love notes to girls? #chatgpt #ai #fuckboys #fuckboi
I wish #Apple would stop using #UPS. They are the #fuckboi of delivery services.
Vocabulary with Anderssen #fuckboi

So, #fuckboi Ranbir catches his girlfriend Lisa making out with Anushka bhabhi's boyfriend and starts whining and crying like a spoilt kid. Innovative abuses like Kulta, Chudail, Bewafaai ki Brand Ambassador etc are casually thrown around - AT LISA! Fair enough! She broke his heart by cheating on him right?

EXCEPT - just 2 days BEFORE that, he himself hooked up with Anushka bhabhi!

Sauce for the goose not sauce for the gander? Double standards ki dukaan nahin poori supermarket Hain! ๐Ÿ™„

#adhm

Inaugarating my new Media center with #adhm.

Niranjan Aiyar's dialogues are the only redeeming factor in this ode to entitled #fuckboi's. That and seeing an entitled fuckboi whine like a baby throughout. Otherwise poore logic ki to mother-sister wonly!

Isko "ek tarfa Pyar" nahin, entitlement bolte hain #bosedk!

Hag: Arre cute hua to kya hua? How can anyone date #AgarwalSweets mehn?

Me: That Sweet shop? I thought HE was in IT?

Hag: haan re! But Dilli ke har mohalle mein to usne ek Dukaan (Tinder Profile) khol rakhi hain!

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#SharmajiKaBeta #Fuckboi #SunBehen