GitLab's thrilling new strategy: fire people and ditch "CREDIT" values, because who needs integrity when you have buzzwords like "Agentic AI"? 🤖🎉 Meanwhile, their "intelligent platform" is too busy throwing 50 terms at you to notice your confusion. Classic tech move—cut costs, add jargon. 🙈💼
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