[ after a LOTR chapter where the party is shot at by orcs while trying to avoid a waterfall ]
WIFE: "Well, that was harrowing."
ME: "And arrowing!"
WIFE: "Who's Arowyn? I know about Éowyn and Arwen, but I don't remember her."
ME: "She was Legolas's girlfriend."
WIFE: "And he was her bow(beau)!"
