WIFE: "I have all the letters to spell 'UNGOLIANT'."

ME: "Nerd!"

WIFE: "Unfortunately proper nouns aren't allowed."

ME: [tune of Sussudio] "Just say the word, Un-go-go-goliant!"

WIFE: "Also I'm missing an 'I'."

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