Mastodawn

Talking smack at the bar has consequences~

#rule34 #hentai #nsfw #lewd #porn #anal #sex #nude #aqua #konosuba #cum #cumshot #fucked #blacked #bbc #slap #tits #horny #slut #cnc

Wordmark 2d ago

"2025 was excellent year for #CaixaBank #spain in terms of earnings. generated #profit after taxes of €5,891 mio, +1.8% on last year #GeneralMeeting distribute supplementary cash #dividend per share of €0.3321 from 2025 results will be submitted, interim #dividend of €0.1679 per share paid in Nov last year, will amount to a total of €0.50 gross per share, 15% more than last year and equivalent to 59.4% of the consolidated net profit for 2025" #economy #fucked https://www.caixabank.com/deployedfiles/caixabank_com/Estaticos/PDFs/Accionistasinversores/Gobierno_Corporativo/JGA/2026/Carta_Presidente_en.pdf #wtf #banks

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Pronoun, She 🔞

6d ago

I used to go to the #AdultVideo stores in Eugene a lot and get #fucked in the booths and suck #cocks through the #GloryHoles, but aside from Eugene being too far away for me now, my favorite place no longer exists. The other is still there, but again, too far.

Unaffiliated Music Thing 6d ago

The new world rules seem to suggest that, if I have enough money, I'm an expert in everything...

Current personal finances also suggest, I'm currently an expert in how to plug in my headphones.

#humans
#world
#fucked..!!

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Miss Kitty 🌈🌈🌈Mar 5

I say things outside of their #demography and they run. But since I'm not even a #human, either are you, why would I bother to have any preference between humans? And I don't. I have #fucked you all. The in bed kind. I got a little bit of everything. #Love is love baby! Shine a light on it Kitty 🔦🔦🔦

Miss Kitty 🌈🌈🌈Feb 27

And? Do you have the statistics handy cuz I'm not going to waste my time because I think this is a spurious comment, but the statistics handy for rape at home? Where most rapes happen. Did you know that? #Children are getting #fucked at #home, literally. That part.

RE: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:fedizqsu66ycikmen5v3plve/post/3mfu2fcsysk2b

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