Happy anniversary! By me, for #DuffelBlog:
Today is the anniversary of the #ConfederateConstitution approved March 11, 1861 and ratified 18 days later on March 29. The University of Georgia's library remembers it each year with a public display of the only remaining original copy. π³οΈβπ
https://www.duffelblog.com/p/arlington-replaces-confederate-statue-with-interracial-gay-troops-kissing
The anti-FOTUS combat veteranβs version of the Onion.
#DuffelBlog
#Satire
βOfficials say situation best described as βhostile situationshipβ to avoid congressional involvement.β - The Duffel Blog
Typo leads to epic #furry parties all over Tehran
βA typo in an early version of a U.S. Central Command operation order has reportedly resulted in what defense officials are calling "the most confusing yet epic #psyop of all time."β
https://www.duffelblog.com/typo-leads-to-epic-furry-parties-all-over-tehran/
Troops suffer thoughts and prayers shortage in wake of Utah shooting
"So much more effective than policy changes." #DuffelBlog
https://www.duffelblog.com/p/the-troops-suffer-thoughts-and-prayers
Troops suffer thoughts and prayers shortage in wake of mass shooting π’
"So much more effective than policy changes." #DuffelBlog #MassShooting
https://www.duffelblog.com/p/the-troops-suffer-thoughts-and-prayers
Happy anniversary! By me, for #DuffelBlog
Iranβs decision to bestow 360 consorts to Meyghani follows the hasan sahih hadith tenet that a martyr receives 72 vestal virgins.
https://www.duffelblog.com/p/five-time-suicide-drone-pilot-gets-another-72-virgins
Happy anniversary! By me, for #DuffelBlog
The group of military quill masters launched their conference by constituting themselves as the βPublic Affairs Officers Guild,β or PAOG (pronounced βpogβ).
https://www.duffelblog.com/p/paos-join-hollywood-writers-strike
When youβre a combat veteran and you do sarcasm and satire. π
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INTEL UPDATE BRIEFING PREPARED BY NATIONAL SECURITY ADVISOR MIKE WALTZ
By Bad Lawyer
April 1, 2025
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(TOP SECRET//SCI//REL: Signal) - The Duffel Blog
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Murder or suicide?
Missing F-35 found dead after breakup with pilot
https://www.duffelblog.com/p/missing-f-35-found-dead-after-breakup-with-pilot
Robin Berger
Brian Jopek
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