Typo leads to epic #furry parties all over Tehran

“A typo in an early version of a U.S. Central Command operation order has reportedly resulted in what defense officials are calling "the most confusing yet epic #psyop of all time."”

https://www.duffelblog.com/typo-leads-to-epic-furry-parties-all-over-tehran/

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Troops suffer thoughts and prayers shortage in wake of Utah shooting

"So much more effective than policy changes." #DuffelBlog
https://www.duffelblog.com/p/the-troops-suffer-thoughts-and-prayers

Troops suffer thoughts and prayers shortage in wake of mass shooting 😢

"So much more effective than policy changes." #DuffelBlog #MassShooting

https://www.duffelblog.com/p/the-troops-suffer-thoughts-and-prayers

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Iran’s decision to bestow 360 consorts to Meyghani follows the hasan sahih hadith tenet that a martyr receives 72 vestal virgins.
https://www.duffelblog.com/p/five-time-suicide-drone-pilot-gets-another-72-virgins

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The group of military quill masters launched their conference by constituting themselves as the “Public Affairs Officers Guild,” or PAOG (pronounced “pog”).

https://www.duffelblog.com/p/paos-join-hollywood-writers-strike

When you’re a combat veteran and you do sarcasm and satire. 😉
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April 1, 2025
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Murder or suicide?
Missing F-35 found dead after breakup with pilot
https://www.duffelblog.com/p/missing-f-35-found-dead-after-breakup-with-pilot

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