Derick RethansThe ducks are cold. The water is frozen.
The ducks have been joined by lots of sparrows today.
Miss ConductIm sorry it’s been a hot minute, I’ve been b u s y.
The duck culprits were identified at our Christmas party. It was two excellent people who just felt like a bit of office fun.
They did appreciate my contributions. 
This might be the last post on ducks. But I think we might be in for more shenanigans next year.
I’ll keep you posted. 
#ducks #DuckUpdate #OfficePranks #puns
#DuckUpdate folks, I’m not even through all of my excellent puns and I have bad news:
Some ducks have begun to disappear.
I am, of course, taking this very well and coping like an adult.
Having thought about it- they should say “uninstalled” but I’ll get to that.
#ducks #office
Some ducks have begun to disappear.
I am, of course, taking this very well and coping like an adult.
Having thought about it- they should say “uninstalled” but I’ll get to that.
#ducks #officeWhat time is it? Duck time. Always duck time. #DuckUpdate #puns #ducks
I am particularly proud of number 3.
I am particularly proud of number 3.
#DuckUpdate
Alight, hold onto your tail feathers! I made a few today, here are the first four. rubberduck: #GuerillaArt #ducks #puns
Alight, hold onto your tail feathers! I made a few today, here are the first four. rubberduck: #GuerillaArt #ducks #puns
#DuckUpdate
Ducksy (Banksy of ducks they needed a title) has been Busy. I’ve been round the office and a basic count (not really looking hard) has yielded over 70. Pics for new works of art coming in a few hours. 😉 but in the meantime…
Ducksy (Banksy of ducks they needed a title) has been Busy. I’ve been round the office and a basic count (not really looking hard) has yielded over 70. Pics for new works of art coming in a few hours.
😉 but in the meantime…Quick #DuckUpdate: I’m next in the office on Thursday. According to a colleague in there today, there are Even More Ducks.
Prepare yourselves…