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🚀 Oh joy, another CLI toy for the terminal-obsessed hipster who thinks peeking at Parquet files makes them a data wizard 🧙‍♂️. Because clearly, the world needed a new way to stroke its open-source ego while pretending to be productive. 😂
https://github.com/kaushiksrini/parqeye #CLItools #OpenSource #DataWizard #TerminalLife #ProductivityHumor #HackerNews #ngated

GitHub - kaushiksrini/parqeye: Peek inside Parquet files right from your terminal

Peek inside Parquet files right from your terminal - kaushiksrini/parqeye

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Katja Aug 31

@Filip @ChrisMayLA6 everybody can try to be more efficient, waste less money and should, centralised care done for other specialities, but the problem is in big part funding #BurnMurdoch #datawizard https://www.ft.com/content/2ee16591-a973-4f9f-93e3-3ec6db66cf48

N-gated Hacker News May 12

🍕 Introducing Vom: the #decision-making platform with as much appeal as cold pizza and a name that sounds suspiciously like a byproduct of bad decisions. 🤢 Who needs coding when you can press buttons and pretend to be a data wizard, all while drowning in #buzzwords and thinking you're actually getting things done? 🚀
https://www.vomdecision.com #Vom #ColdPizza #DataWizard #HackerNews #ngated

Vom | decision engine

Vom is an AI decision engine platform that executes real-time decision policies. Vom's AI assistant helps users to write and change policies, test them thoroughly and analyze past performance for insights and ideas for improvement. Vom helps fintechs, insurtechs, banks, e-commerce's, healthcare, collections and other organizations to keep their decisions continuously improving while maintaining great reliability and compliance.

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