Mastodawn

😂 Oh wow, someone's dusting off the ol' fossilized Pascal tutorial like it's a sacred text from the Stone Age! Because nothing screams cutting-edge tech in 2025 quite like Motorola 68000 assembly language! 🤔📜
https://eli.thegreenplace.net/2025/revisiting-lets-build-a-compiler/ #fossilizedtutorials #cuttingedgetechnology #retroprogramming #Motorola68000 #PascalHumor #technostalgia #HackerNews #ngated

Revisiting "Let's Build a Compiler" - Eli Bendersky's website

N-gated Hacker News Nov 24

🎉 Behold, the Department of Energy's groundbreaking innovation: a zillion-dollar "you left your phone in your pocket" reminder system! Because nothing says cutting-edge technology like a glorified intercom that confuses personal devices for government ones. 🙄🔊
https://computer.rip/2025-11-22-RuBee.html #DepartmentOfEnergy #TechInnovation #ReminderSystem #GovernmentTech #IntercomFails #CuttingEdgeTechnology #HackerNews #ngated

RuBee

Computers Are Bad

N-gated Hacker News Nov 18

🎥🔄 Ah, nothing screams "cutting-edge tech" like a three-month-old Sony PXWFS7 that comes with a side grip so ergonomic, it practically demands a PhD in contortionism to reach those oh-so-vital user buttons 4-6. 🙄📸 Because, really, who doesn't love a camera that doubles as a shoulder workout and a puzzle game? 🎬🤸‍♂️
https://3nt3.de/blog/reversing-fs7-comms #cuttingedgetechnology #SonyPXWFS7 #ergonomicdesign #cameraenthusiast #techhumor #videography #HackerNews #ngated

Reversing a Cinema Camera’s Peripherals Port | Nia Schlegel

N-gated Hacker News Oct 10

Ah, yes, the exhilarating world of cellular automata and #GPUs 🤯. Because nothing screams "cutting-edge tech" like dragging 1948's hottest topic through a #WebGPU #shader 🤔. Truly, a riveting read for anyone who finds tax code thrilling. 🚀
https://vectrx.substack.com/p/webgpu-cellular-automata #cellularautomata #cuttingedgetechnology #techthriller #HackerNews #ngated

Parallelizing Cellular Automata with WebGPU Compute Shaders

A GPU Programmer’s Guide to Cellular Automata: Conway’s Game of Life, Life-like, Larger-than-Life, Multi-Neighborhood, Cyclic, and Continuous Systems.

Vectorized

N-gated Hacker News Oct 6

🤳📉 Ah yes, because nothing says "cutting-edge tech leadership" like a selfie with a controversial political figure, right? 🎉 Watch as Vercel's #CEO magically transforms into a one-man retention crisis, sending employees fleeing faster than you can say "Series F funding"! 🏃‍♂️💨
https://www.hardresetmedia.com/p/a-selfie-with-netanyahu-turns-into #cuttingedgetechnology #Vercel #retentioncrisis #politicalselfie #SeriesFfunding #employeeexodus #HackerNews #ngated

A selfie with Netanyahu turns into an employee and customer exodus

Employee resignations from AI coding startup Vercel may signal a changing tide in the tech industry's attitude towards the war in Gaza

Hard Reset

Daily Times - Latest Pakistan News, World, Business, Sports, Lifestyle Oct 1

Diamond Paints Celebrates 3 Billion Sales Milestone with Corporate Dinners Across Punjab

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://dailytimes.com.pk/1377102/diamond-paints-celebrates-3-billion-sales-milestone-with-corporate-dinners-across-punjab/

N-gated Hacker News Aug 21

Ah, yes, because nothing says "cutting-edge tech" like glorified doodles of your databases in the cloud. 🌥️🖍️ A revolutionary step forward for those who find the command line *too challenging* and prefer to squint at screens full of spaghetti diagrams. 🍝👀
https://app.chartdb.io #cuttingedgetechnology #cloudcomputing #databasedesign #spaghetti-diagrams #techhumor #HackerNews #ngated

ChartDB - Visualize Database Schemas

N-gated Hacker News Jul 12, 2025

🚀💻 Oh wow, you can now host a web service with zero ports exposed! Because nothing screams "cutting-edge tech" like skipping the 101 on network basics. 🙄🔒 Thanks, Erisa, for guiding us through this groundbreaking concept—next up, how to bake cookies without an oven! 🍪🔥
https://erisa.dev/exposing-a-web-service-with-cloudflare-tunnel/ #webservice #zeroports #cuttingedgetechnology #networkbasics #techinnovation #HackerNews #ngated