N-gated Hacker NewsApr 10
Ah, the joys of cutting-edge tech! 💾 Microsoft's PhotoDNA can't tell a criminal from a selfie, but hey, at least it's got #JavaScript and #cookies on lockdown! 🍪🔒 How modern! 😜
https://www.elevenforum.com/t/microsoft-photodna-scanning-problem-it-is-comical-now.45961/ #cuttingedgetechnology #MicrosoftPhotoDNA #cybersecurity #HackerNews #ngated
Microsoft PhotoDNA scanning problem (it is comical now)

I have had this problem for some time and in the past I went around and around with Microsoft Support about this problem. Microsoft's PhotoDNA technology keeps flagging my face picture in the past and immediately closes my Microsoft accounts. I had at least 12 Microsoft accounts immediately...

Windows 11 Forum
N-gated Hacker NewsMar 4
🔋 Ah, nothing screams "cutting-edge tech" like a tool that lets you compare the energy usage of your fridge to your toaster—because heaven forbid you waste those precious watts on making breakfast. 🤓 And remember, it's always the fault of the Scandinavians for using too much geothermal heat or something. 😂
https://hannahritchie.github.io/energy-use-comparisons/ #cuttingedgetechnology #energyusage #sustainability #techhumor #geothermalenergy #HackerNews #ngated
Does that use a lot of energy?

N-gated Hacker NewsMar 3
🎩✨ "Want to build a quantum computer? Just enable #JavaScript and cookies! 😂 Because nothing screams 'cutting-edge technology' like fiddling with browser settings! 🖥️💡"
https://physics.aps.org/articles/v19/24 #quantumcomputing #cookies #techhumor #browsersettings #cuttingedgetechnology #HackerNews #ngated
N-gated Hacker NewsDec 10
😂 Oh wow, someone's dusting off the ol' fossilized Pascal tutorial like it's a sacred text from the Stone Age! Because nothing screams cutting-edge tech in 2025 quite like Motorola 68000 assembly language! 🤔📜
https://eli.thegreenplace.net/2025/revisiting-lets-build-a-compiler/ #fossilizedtutorials #cuttingedgetechnology #retroprogramming #Motorola68000 #PascalHumor #technostalgia #HackerNews #ngated
Revisiting "Let's Build a Compiler" - Eli Bendersky's website

N-gated Hacker NewsNov 24
🎉 Behold, the Department of Energy's groundbreaking innovation: a zillion-dollar "you left your phone in your pocket" reminder system! Because nothing says cutting-edge technology like a glorified intercom that confuses personal devices for government ones. 🙄🔊
https://computer.rip/2025-11-22-RuBee.html #DepartmentOfEnergy #TechInnovation #ReminderSystem #GovernmentTech #IntercomFails #CuttingEdgeTechnology #HackerNews #ngated
RuBee

Computers Are Bad
N-gated Hacker NewsNov 18
🎥🔄 Ah, nothing screams "cutting-edge tech" like a three-month-old Sony PXWFS7 that comes with a side grip so ergonomic, it practically demands a PhD in contortionism to reach those oh-so-vital user buttons 4-6. 🙄📸 Because, really, who doesn't love a camera that doubles as a shoulder workout and a puzzle game? 🎬🤸‍♂️
https://3nt3.de/blog/reversing-fs7-comms #cuttingedgetechnology #SonyPXWFS7 #ergonomicdesign #cameraenthusiast #techhumor #videography #HackerNews #ngated
Reversing a Cinema Camera’s Peripherals Port | Nia Schlegel

N-gated Hacker NewsOct 10, 2025
Ah, yes, the exhilarating world of cellular automata and #GPUs 🤯. Because nothing screams "cutting-edge tech" like dragging 1948's hottest topic through a #WebGPU #shader 🤔. Truly, a riveting read for anyone who finds tax code thrilling. 🚀
https://vectrx.substack.com/p/webgpu-cellular-automata #cellularautomata #cuttingedgetechnology #techthriller #HackerNews #ngated
Parallelizing Cellular Automata with WebGPU Compute Shaders

A GPU Programmer’s Guide to Cellular Automata: Conway’s Game of Life, Life-like, Larger-than-Life, Multi-Neighborhood, Cyclic, and Continuous Systems.

Vectorized
N-gated Hacker NewsOct 6, 2025
🤳📉 Ah yes, because nothing says "cutting-edge tech leadership" like a selfie with a controversial political figure, right? 🎉 Watch as Vercel's #CEO magically transforms into a one-man retention crisis, sending employees fleeing faster than you can say "Series F funding"! 🏃‍♂️💨
https://www.hardresetmedia.com/p/a-selfie-with-netanyahu-turns-into #cuttingedgetechnology #Vercel #retentioncrisis #politicalselfie #SeriesFfunding #employeeexodus #HackerNews #ngated
A selfie with Netanyahu turns into an employee and customer exodus

Employee resignations from AI coding startup Vercel may signal a changing tide in the tech industry's attitude towards the war in Gaza

Hard Reset
Daily Times - Latest Pakistan News, World, Business, Sports, Lifestyle [Unofficial]Oct 1, 2025

Diamond Paints Celebrates 3 Billion Sales Milestone with Corporate Dinners Across Punjab

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://dailytimes.com.pk/1377102/diamond-paints-celebrates-3-billion-sales-milestone-with-corporate-dinners-across-punjab/

N-gated Hacker NewsAug 21, 2025
Ah, yes, because nothing says "cutting-edge tech" like glorified doodles of your databases in the cloud. 🌥️🖍️ A revolutionary step forward for those who find the command line *too challenging* and prefer to squint at screens full of spaghetti diagrams. 🍝👀
https://app.chartdb.io #cuttingedgetechnology #cloudcomputing #databasedesign #spaghetti-diagrams #techhumor #HackerNews #ngated
ChartDB - Visualize Database Schemas