🚀🤹‍♂️ "Performance Hints" where tech wizards Jeff and Sanjay try to unravel the mysteries of making code faster, because the magic of Google can't handle a few extra milliseconds 🕒. With tips only slightly more useful than a chocolate teapot 🍫☕, they add another chapter to their endless manual of "how to make the obvious complicated."
https://abseil.io/fast/hints.html #PerformanceHints #CodeOptimization #TechWizards #GoogleSpeed #SoftwareDevelopment #ChocolateTeapot #HackerNews #ngated
abseil / Performance Hints

An open-source collection of core C++ library code

Frances Elizabeth Allen: The Woman Who Made Code Run Fast – And Was Forgotten Because It Worked

Frances Allen sits down to discuss how compiler optimisation became computing’s invisible foundation. From farm girl to Turing Award winner, she reveals why the most profound technical achiev…

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4 billion if statements

I recently stumbled upon this screenshot while researching social media on the train. Of course, it was followed by a cascade of spiteful comments, criticizing this fresh programmer’s attempt to solve a classical problem in computer science. The modulus operation.

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Learn how AI-driven data center demand is changing the RAM market and get practical tips for optimizing memory usage in your JavaScript applications.

#RAM #JavaScript #CodeOptimization

https://blog.codeminer42.com/surviving-the-ram-squeeze-efficiency-tips-for-javascript-developers/

🚀 Oh joy, another "thrilling" tome on how to make #Rust pretend it's fast! 📚🎉 Now you can learn to shortcut your way to #performance mediocrity with the help of a keyboard and a prayer. 😅 Let the riveting excitement of optimizing code you’ll never use begin! 🥳🔧
https://nnethercote.github.io/perf-book/ #Optimization #CodeOptimization #Programming #Humor #TechTrends #HackerNews #ngated
Title Page - The Rust Performance Book

🚀 Oh wow, someone finally discovered #metaprogramming isn't just glorified PHP! This riveting piece reveals that optimizations are indeed possible and somehow manages to make C templates sound like quantum computing. Buckle up for this rollercoaster ride into the "alternate dimension" of code that writes code, because apparently, writing complex code is the new black. 🤖💥
https://verdagon.dev/blog/impossible-optimization #Ctemplates #codeoptimization #codingadventure #technews #HackerNews #ngated
The Impossible Optimization, and the Metaprogramming To Achieve It

GitHub - willcrichton/flowistry: Flowistry is an IDE plugin for Rust that helps you focus on relevant code.

Flowistry is an IDE plugin for Rust that helps you focus on relevant code. - willcrichton/flowistry

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Ah yes, the age-old quest to make your code run faster than a snail on sedatives 🐌💤. Just port it to #ARM64 and sprinkle some optimizations like magical fairy dust ✨, and voilà, you've got yourself some...well, still quite underwhelming #performance #gains. Who knew beating a well-tuned interpreter was so "complicated"? 🙃
https://www.pinaraf.info/2025/10/jit-so-you-want-to-be-faster-than-an-interpreter-on-modern-cpus/ #codeoptimization #programming #humor #techcommunity #HackerNews #ngated
JIT: so you want to be faster than an interpreter on modern CPUs… – Pinaraf's website

Evite loops aninhados desnecessários. Algoritmos eficientes salvam recursos e tempo de execução. #AlgorithmTips #CodeOptimization