🐒 Behold, the latest #GitHub spectacle! A #Clojure dialect that unashamedly attempts to moonlight as a C-engine, while the world eagerly awaits its inevitable crash landing into #obsolescence. Meanwhile, GitHub continues to sprinkle #AI fairy dust on code, promising sorcery but delivering mere sparks. ✨🔧
https://github.com/jank-lang/jank #Innovation #CodeMagic #HackerNews #ngated
GitHub - jank-lang/jank: The native Clojure dialect hosted on LLVM with seamless C++ interop.

The native Clojure dialect hosted on LLVM with seamless C++ interop. - jank-lang/jank

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Rails enthusiasts rejoice! 🎉 Now you can create an "optimistic" UI, because who doesn't love their code filled with sweet, unfulfilled promises? 😂 Just sprinkle some "turboframe" and "turbostream" magic over your app and voilà—instant overconfidence by 2025! 🤡
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Building optimistic UI in Rails (and learn custom elements)

Learn how custom elements work in Rails by building an optimistic form. From simple counters to instant UI updates, understand when to use custom elements over Stimulus controllers.

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😱 Oh no, the sky is falling! #BorgBackup 2 ditched server-side append-only, and the world might just end. 🌀 But don't worry, because GitHub's #AI overlords are here to save the day with magical code-writing pixie dust. ✨
https://github.com/borgbackup/borg/pull/8798 #GitHub #CodeMagic #SkyIsFalling #HackerNews #ngated
remove remainders of append-only support by ThomasWaldmann · Pull Request #8798 · borgbackup/borg

Some features like append-only repositories rely on a server-side component that enforces them (because that shall only be controllable server-side, not client-side). So, that can only work, if suc...

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Which programming language should you choose?
It doesn't matter. Pick any. As long as you’re gluing libraries, worshipping frameworks, and elegantly concealing incompetence behind layers of "magic", you’re doing just fine.
After all, it's all just ancient text rituals running on toasters if you want to.

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Writing code manually? Too much work.
AI-generated scripts? Instant magic.
But debugging? A nightmare.

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Ctrl C Ctrl V AI Magic T-Shirt: Because let's be real—AI-assisted coding is just glorified copy-pasting. If you’re an AI developer, machine learning engineer,

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Tomorrow’s the day! Codemagic’s side event kicks off March 20 at Boules Club Amsterdam Noord!

Unwind after the workshops & connect before conference day. Last chance to sign up—don’t miss out! 🎟️👇

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#Appdevcon #Codemagic #networking #sideevent

Happy Hours by Codemagic

Join Codemagic for an exclusive Happy Hour! Enjoy drinks, snacks & great company after a day of tech & networking. Connect, relax & celeb

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🎉 Join Codemagic's side event at Boules Club Amsterdam Noord on March 20!

Unwind after the workshops & connect with fellow attendees before conference day. Great vibes & networking—don’t miss out!

📍 Amsterdam Noord | Sign up now: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/happy-hours-by-codemagic-tickets-1253031413689?aff=oddtdtcreator

#Appdevcon #Codemagic #networking

Happy Hours by Codemagic

Join Codemagic for an exclusive Happy Hour! Enjoy drinks, snacks & great company after a day of tech & networking. Connect, relax & celeb

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The Dark Magic of .NET: Exploring Harmony Library in 2025 | Joche Ojeda

When the pipeline finally works... 😅🎉
(After attempt 1 million and 5)

#Codemagic #CICD #Flutter #Apps

Just finished an exhilarating coding session, pushing the boundaries of creativity and problem-solving! 💻🌟 There's something magical about turning lines of code into functional, beautiful software. What coding project are you currently working on? Let's share our coding adventures! #ProgrammingLife #CodeMagic #TechJourney ✨🚀