Austin Church Under Fire: Pride Flag Takes a Hit, Sinners Rejoice

#Satire #AustinNews #PrideFlag #ChurchChronicles #HolyMischief By: TheJestPress.com AUSTIN, TX — Members of Holy Roller United Baptist Church arrived this Sunday to find their holy sanctuary in a state most unholy: their beloved Pride flag, which had been gently waving next to the ‘World’s Best Potluck’ banner, had been torn down! Vandals, presumably suffering from a severe deficiency of both color and…

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