If you were on the true religion, right now you'd be on a rapture in a pyramid-shaped chariot of fire celebrating the reincarnation of a vegan Jesus into an olympian rabbi-t surrounded by druid virgin wives riding their holly cows covered in chocolate while chanting "Hare, Hare!" (not rabbit, rabbit), but the human brain can only process bits of information
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#ChooseOne I'm offended. I'm a soapy Anarchist