Iran's Assembly of Experts just named Mojtaba Khamenei as the new Supreme Leader, proving once again that in a theocracy, divine inspiration mysteriously runs through family genes—because when it comes to picking God's representative on Earth, nothing beats a quite like inheriting the job from dad.
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