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This week's B-Movie Enema reviews takes to Vietnam with Chuck Norris in his first ever Cannon Films action flick - Missing in Action!

Read the new review at https://wp.me/p9XNnZ-7Go

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Missing in Action (1984)

This review was written in advance of Chuck Norris passing away on March 19,2026 following a medical emergency. It’s not exactly written to be a tribute or an in memoriam to Norris, but more …

B-Movie Enema Apr 24

1985's Mata Hari, starring an all time erotic leading lady, Sylvia Kristel, was Cannon's attempt to do something of a historical war epic... but it was also loaded with boobs and sex.

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Mata Hari (1985)

Alright, everybody, if you’ll take your seat, your B-Movie Enema historical lesson can begin. Today, I’m reviewing 1985’s Mata Hari from our good friends at Cannon Films. This was…

Ben! (Boo!)Apr 12

Me on Cannon Films:

"Normally a Cannon budget is like 'let's get Michael Dudikoff for the lead role'"

#action #bmovie #bfilm #cannonfilms #80s #movies #cinema

B-Movie Enema Apr 2

Cannon Films got into the slasher business pretty much right away (of course they did) with 1980's New Year's Evil. This is a movie that is, in truth, very dumb, but dammit, it's watchable as hell.

Read the review from December 2019 at https://wp.me/p9XNnZ-YF

#blog #review #80s #slasher #horror #cannonfilms

New Year’s Evil (1980)

Cannon Films… You son of a bitch! It’s been a bit, Cannon. How have you been, you ol’ salty dog? Way back at the start of February, we went on a Hospital Massacre together. I…

becomefriendswiththepod Feb 25

Cannon Films cleverly reused leftover scenes from abandoned He-Man and Spider-Man projects after those films were shelved. They initially poured $2 million into the venture and later boosted it with an additional $500K, ultimately reaping $10 million at the box office. #FilmHistory #MovieFacts #BehindTheScenes #CannonFilms #HeMan #movieswithfriends #Blumhouse #becomefriendswiththepod #becomingfriendswith #bfw #AIcaptionsnailedit

klu9 Jan 24

I see this Rambo film was co-produced by Nu Image (later Millennium), which was a partner/"successor" to Cannon FIlms (where a lot of people went to after Cannon went bust). They even made a mockbuster of Stallone's Cliffhanger, 'Freefall' starring Eric Roberts.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Millennium_Media

#FridayThrillerClub #CannonFilms #NuImage #Rambo

Millennium Media - Wikipedia

B-Movie Enema Jan 18

A movie that can capture my attention so quickly and easily and force me to have to study and pick apart every single thing in it to the point of near insanity is 1982's Hospital Massacre (aka X-Ray). It's a movie that is quite honestly mind-boggling.

Read the review from February 2019 at https://wp.me/p9XNnZ-C0

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X-Ray (aka Hospital Massacre, 1982)

You know what I haven’t had in a while? The sudden urge to kill myself out of utter desperation. Er… I mean a Cannon Films movie. I… Um. That’s what’s I meant. U…

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klu9 Nov 11, 2025

That was 2 Cannon flicks in 1 day, almost an overdose!

Full post on Firewalker (1986)
https://piefed.social/c/action_movies/p/1462557/full-movie-firewalker-1986-chuck-norris-louis-gossett-jr

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https://watch.mometu.com/feature/firewalker

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B-Movie Enema Nov 4, 2025

The first time I reviewed a movie from the man, the myth, the legend, Charles Bronson, came way back in the 102nd review at B-Movie Enema. It was Assassination, but was it Ass Ass in this nation? (shit, not sure that landed, but whatever)

Read the review from March 2018 at https://wp.me/p9XNnZ-2D

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Assassination (1987)

Ah Cannon Films, how I’m glad to be back in your warm embrace. And what’s this? It’s a Charles Bronson picture this time? Oh boy. I’m ready to see some people get their f…