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Following the regrettable and entirely non-suspicious sabbatical of the great El Cuervo, the baton of the heroic effort of assembling the Aggregated List has been passed. This yearâs list is a joint effort. The data collection and analysis have been handled by yours truly. The finely-crafted blurbs below were produced by newcomer Andy-War-Hall, who has not yet learnt to say no when volunteers are requested.
Of course, with new personnel comes new methods. Ranked choice group decision making is a famously knotty problem; indeed, one can show mathematically that a perfect mechanism simply doesnât exist. And we are armed with partial information: did one of our writers not put a particular album on their list because they were lukewarm to it, or absolutely hated it (or would have, had they listened to it)? How do we even define the overall best album? Is it better for an album to be liked by many or loved by a few?
These questions led entirely too far down a rabbit hole on voting algorithms. I spent quite a while testing different approaches on last yearâs list season.1 In the end, I have gone with an approach which is similar to the one El C used previously, but which more heavily weights the upper end of a list. A #1 placing gets 1 point, a #2 gets 1/2 a point, and so on.2 This, I hoped, would produce a list more representative of the records that were loved and passionately debated at AMG HQ, and less vulnerable to âlowest common denominatorâ criticisms levelled at previous aggregation endeavors.
This year, we had 28 lists, spanning 235 unique albums. This yearâs tastemakers and/or crowd followers are Creeping Ivy, GardensTale, Kenstrosity, and Thus Spoke, each of whom had 7 records from their lists make it onto this one.3 Meanwhile, this yearâs contrarians are Alekhines Gun and Dr. A.N. Grier, with exactly one each.
In practice, the new selection algorithm has done about what I expected. 14/20 of the records overlap between the two methods, with mostly minor changes in position. Records like Grima, Flummox, and Maud the Moth made the list with one passionate advocate and a handful of supporters. Records like Imperial Triumphant and Igorrr, with 7 and 6 relatively low placements, respectively, did not. Is this better? I think so, and if you donât, youâre wrong, or a big fan of a record that didnât make it onto the list in the new system.4, 5
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#20. Dax Riggs // 7 Songs for Spiders â [#2, #3, #4, #ish] â âDaxâs comeback album marks a triumphant and warm, comforting return from an underground icon. 7 Songs for Spiders delivered the goods, as Dax and friends dropped an album with a familiar, nostalgic feel that refuses to rest on its laurels. Riggsâ defining vocals sound as vital and deliciously smoky as ever, weaving signature morbid tales, deadly hooks, and earworm melodies through subdued yet deceptively hefty and bluesy folk-doom ditties.â (Saunders).
#19. Qrixkuor // The Womb Of The World â [#2, #3, #4, #8] â âYet I still donât think anything could have adequately prepared me for how massive and mad The Womb of the World actually is. With the strings, horns, and piano swooping and crashing about in great surges and falls, Qrixkuorâs already grandiose style fully feels like some tormented classical opus, and itâs utterly magnificentâ (Thus Spoke).
#18. Grima // Nightside â [#1, #7, #10] â âOn Nightside, [Grima] struck the perfect balance between the traditional influences of 2019âs Will of the Primordial and the propulsive, frozen atmosphere of Frostbitten (2022). The combination gives Nightside an almost hypnotic, and weirdly tranquil, flow, offset by Vilhelmâs rasping vocals, which remain among the best in the BM gameâ (Carcharodon).
#17. Flummox // Southern Progress â [#1, #9, #9, #HM] â
âSteeped in messaging that spotlights systematic and social prejudices that plague the queer[âŠ] Flummoxâs fifth LP greatly affected me on a personal level. More so than any other record released this year, Southern Progress feels important, not just to me, and not just to Flummox. I strongly believe everyone could learn something from this bizarre, wild, and untamable barnstormer, and have a blast doing itâ (Kenstrosity).
#16. An Abstract Illusion // The Sleeping City â [#2, #7, #7, #9, #10, #HM, #HM, #HM, #HM] â âIâve somehow grown to love The Sleeping City even more in the months since I awarded it a 4.0. Sure, the production leaves much to be desired, but there arenât any other notable qualities that I would consider faults. It wonât appeal to the exact same audience as the legendary Woe, but I have plenty of room in my heart for both (and likely whatever An Abstract Illusion devises next)â (Killjoy).
#14. Buried Realm // The Dormant Darkness â [#1, #3] â âBuried Realm[âŠ]gave me everything I like about metal in one dense package: blazing speeds, soaring guitars, majestic vocals, and relentless fury. Itâs also inexplicably well-produced for how many layers there are to deal with. While 2025 was not a particularly star-studded release yearâespecially compared to most of the 2020s so farâit threw plenty of fun curveballs at me, and The Dormant Darkness exemplifies this with its Xothian fusion of metal subgenres in one big Ophidian I blender ov shredâ (Baguette of Bodom).
#14. Maud The Moth // The Distaff â [#1, #3] â âAnd like the artists we valueâor rather, like the artists I valueâAmaya presents her vision of this struggle with focused and expanding melodic lines, crushing and crying crescendos, and an earnestness that compels its audience to surrender for a moment to a world created by these musical ideas. When your sadness comes, it wonât weep in blacks and ivories the way that The Distaff doesâ (Dolphin Whisperer).
#13. Yellow Eyes // Confusion Gate â [#1, #3, #HM] â âYellow Eyes are one of the best black metal bands in the game and Confusion Gate is their most impressive work to date. It sees the band return to a more traditional atmospheric sound, but with the lessons learned from their explorations of dissonance and ambience. The result is a kaleidoscopic blend of gorgeous melodies, haunting riffs and a pervasive sense of pathos that only the best art can achieveâ (Samguineous Maximus).
#12. Cave Sermon // Fragile Wings â [#1, #3, #6, #7] â âWords like âwistful,â âexuberant,â and âplayfulâ were tossed about in Thusâs excellent write-up and really homed in on what made listening to Fragile Wings such a connective experience for me. Imbued as Fragile Wings is with upbeat sadness, Cave Sermon proved that I can get on board with post metal, and to be honest, any metal that sounds this good is worth the time spentâ (Tyme).
#11. Primitive Man // Observance â [#1, #2, #10, #HM] â âPrimitive Man is the heaviest band on the planet. While Iâve appreciated the Denver trioâs pitch-black approach to death metal laced with noise, doom, and sludge â from afar â Observance booked me in with upbeat tempos and a surprising melody. It swallows you whole like any good Primitive Man album ought to, but the devotion to deteriorating songwriting and weaponized noiseâ (Dear Hollow).
#10. Paradise Lost // Ascension â [#1, #3, #4, #7] â Paradise Lostâs latest entry into their historically varied and long-running discography, Ascension earned its flowers this Listurnalia through a heated handful of endorsements, all but one seated in the top halves of their respective lists. Whether impressing longtime fans like Steel Druhm through âmaturity and sophistication even the classics lackâ or grabbing off-and-on listeners like Thus Spoke by way of âgrungy aggression and sadboi introspection in perfect equilibrium,â Ascension exudes not only oodles of gothic atmosphere but also vitality, something a band as old as Paradise Lost could be forgiven for lacking. As Grymm put it while crowning Ascension with his #1 spot, âWith Black Sabbath now officially put to rest, Anathema long gone, and whatever the fuck is happening within My Dying Bride these days, somebody has to fly the British Doom flag high and proud, and Paradise Lost have done a bang-up job of doing so.â Simply, find Paradise in Ascension or get Lost.
#9. Calva Louise // Edge Of The Abyss â [#1, #5, #5, #9, #9, #10, #HM] â Every year this list has to have at least one real oddball pick, and 2025 has Calva Louise and their prog-groove-electronica-metalcore-whatever record Edge of the Abyss. Our Overlord, Angry Metal Guy Himself, declared, âCalva Louise sports a swagger unique to bands who are just doing exactly what they want to be doing. Since July, Iâve kept coming back to Edge of the Abyss and forgetting I had even enjoyed other records this year. Thereâs a real sense of becoming here; of a band pulling its influences together into something that feels unique.â Six other valued writers tolerated peons heaped their fair share of praise as well. Our server-savior Sentynel asserted, âCalva Louise is what you get if you take the Diablo Swing Orchestra and remove their classical instruments and sense of restraint. Something this absurd could only ever have been terrific or terrible.â Edge of the Abyss certainly wonât resonate for everybody as it did for much of the AMG crew, but with how much creativity and vision Calva Louise exude maybe thatâs your fault if it doesnât for you.
#8. Crippling Alcoholism // Camgirl â [#1, #3, #3, #5] â When Tyme first reviewed the âmurderpopâ synthwave group Crippling Alcoholismâs Camgirl back in September, he âcould not have anticipated the absolute fathomless darkness lurking within Camgirlâs saccharine sweetness.â Neither, it seems, could the three freshly-raised N00bs who included Crippling Alcoholism on their lists, including a top spot on Lavender Larcenistâs list, describing Camgirl as âdripping with the atmosphere of neon-lit back rooms, seedy interactions, and terrible decision-making. It feels like a lens into the lives of those society has left behind, and I canât help but feel a connection.â Though perhaps not the most typically metal record on the aggregate list, given Camgirlâs deeply unsettling atmosphere and sticky hooks, itâs not hard to see how it can grab a listener and not let go. In a world and music scene so deeply desensitized to depravity, Crippling Alcoholism tapped into something truly profane.6
#7. Havukruunu // Tavastland â [#1, #1, #3] â Havukruunu may not have placed on many lists, but Tavastland clawed smote mightily onto the aggregate list by right of being our first entry of two top-billing spots. Creeping Ivy was taken in by Tavastlandâs âadventurous prog sensibilitiesâ while claiming âHavukruunu stands as a model of Viking black metal consistency.â Dr. A. N. Grier similarly heaped highest praise onto Havukruunu over their ability to scratch âthat itch for old-school Bathory-core that is almost as good as the real fucking thingâ and onto Tavastland for its âbludgeoning Bathory-meets-Immortal riffs, feel-good Viking plods, melodic passages, and seamless transitions that make repeat listens oh-so soothing.â The verdict is out: Havukruunu may not draw from fresh or cutting-edge sounds, but Tavastland is nonetheless a sword-swinging, barrel-chested victory cry that will take you straight to Valhalla if you let it.
#6. Structure // Heritage â [#1, #2, #5, #5, #6, #7, #8, #ish] â If the world were just a little bit better, we might not have had the depressive conditions for funeral doom duo Structure to produce Heritage, so just be glad it kinda stinks here. Earning eight list placements, not to mention boss-man Steel Druhmâs #1, Heritage rocked this blog hard in 2025. Dear Hollow made no bones in stating âHeritage is Structure paying homage to doom metalâs contemplation while paying its dues in death metalâs viciousness â pure devastation,â while Steely D. made clear that âover the 50 minutes of Heritage, the duo drag you to the heart of sadness, loss, and despair as only thoughtful, well-executed doom can. Yet there are faint rays of light and hope in the inky blackâŠâ If you have any taste for doom or death (and perhaps a touch of masochism), you should already have given Heritage a spin. If funeral doom isnât your thing, listen to âWill I Deserve Itâ and make it your thing.7
#5. In Mourning // The Immortal â [#1, #2, #2, #4, #8, #9, #10, #HM] â In Mourning may be a sad bunch of melodeathers, but it canât be from a lack of appreciation for their record The Immortal âround these parts. The word âperfectâ appeared twice in relation to The Immortal this Listurnalia, with Clark Kent claiming âFrom the beautiful guitar tones to the excellent combo of clean and harsh vox to the memorable melodies, The Immortal is an emotional tour-de-force that grows more majestic with each spinâ and Owlswald opining âthese Swedes have found the perfect combination of their patented Opethian death metal chuggery, sadboi melodies and creative dynamism, resulting in a sound rich in emotional depth with more digestible hooks than one can handle.â A grower for some, an instant hit for others, The Immortal is a smart, emotional journey andâif the well-deserved tongue-bathing it received on this blog is anything to go byâmay just have set In Mourning as the flag bearers of melodic death metal for the remainder of the 2020s.
#4. TĂłmarĂșm // Beyond Obsidian Euphoria â [#1, #1, #2, #5, #HM] â Very nearly taking three #1 spots this Listurnalia, progressive death-heads TĂłmarĂșm hit it big in 2025 with their sophomore record Beyond Obsidian Euphoria. Layered like lasagna and dense as deep dish, Beyond Obsidian Euphoria left Saunders with no shortage of things to say in his list: âBeyond Obsidian Euphoria smacked me upside the cranium with an explosion of creativity and ambitious songcraftâŠthe whole experience is so consistently gripping and superbly written and performed that minor quibbles are squashed well below the surface.â Similarly, Clark Kent maintained that âTomĂĄrĂșmâs epic, sprawling constructs demand so many of my spoons; emotionally, physically, spiritually. But it gives just as many back, plus just enough extra to compel me to spin it again.â Sharp, ambitious, and impactful, TĂłmarĂșm are the real deal, and if you have the silverware to spare, you should dig in to Beyond Obsidian Euphoria today.
#3. Dormant Ordeal // Tooth And Nail â [#1, #2, #2, #2, #4, #4, #6, #7, #8, #HM, #HM, #HM, #HM] â With just one list placement short of Archspireâs historical 2021 showing, Dormant Ordeal was the belle of the Listurnalia ball with their beefy blackened death opus Tooth and Nail. âHeavy, groovy, and eminently-listenableâ (Thus Spoke), Tooth and Nail won over the unsettled minds of the AMG staff via achieving âthe ideal form so far of what Dormant Ordeal can achieve with their gut-wrenching take on the Polish death metal soundâ (Dolphin Whisperer). Crowning Tooth and Nail his #1 album of 2025, Tyme attested that, âFrom the brutally effective âHalo of Bonesâ to the excellent, Dylan Thomas-inspired âAgainst the Dying of the Light,â there wasnât an album I returned to more this year than Tooth and Nail, its visceral riffs and razor-sharp edges leaving long-lasting scars.â Youâre just not getting death metal this heavy, this mean, and this delightfully re-listenable in 2025 if itâs not Dormant Ordealâs Tooth and Nail. Simple as.
#2. Messa // The Spin â [#1, #2, #2, #2, #3, #4, #5, #5, #ish, #HM, #HM, #HM] â The way the twelve writers who included Messaâs latest record The Spin on their lists describe it, youâd think they had no choice in the matter. Describing Messaâs blend of prog, doom, and post-rock, Dolphin Whisperer confessed, âI canât rid myself of the power that a soaring bluesy lick and a smoky siren voice hold, no matter how I try,â while Kenstrosity described The Spin as âEmotive, sultry, and nuanced doom metal, compelling enough to seduce even the coldest heart.â Topping a list of self-professed comfort picks, El Cuervo said of his #1 pick, âThe Spin doesnât trouble to make itself easily approachable. Doom, prog, and post influences circle velvety melodies that sometimes sound like deliberate songs, and sometimes sound like jazz improvisation. But itâs these very qualities that belie its subtle allure; only with repetition and attention does The Spin shine.â Clearly, if youâre not ready to be taken in wholly by Messa and their intoxicating, multifaceted, and rewarding take on doom metal, then please avoid The Spin for your own sake.8
#1. 1914 // Viribus Unitis â [#1, #1, #1, #4, #4, #8, #HM, #HM, #HM] â âI have not listened to every item of music released in 2025, but I still think I can say that none could be more powerful than 1914âs Viribus Unitis. I listened to nothing heavier, nothing more memorable, and nothing so relevant as 1914âs story of a Ukrainian soldier caught up in the mania of the First World War.â Thus spake Twelve, one of three writers to set Ukrainian blackened death doom dogs-of-war 1914 and their latest musical AAR Viribus Unitis atop their lists in 2025, setting it atop this aggregate list as a result. Though Iâm perhaps a bit biased in saying this, itâs not hard to see why Viribus Unitis takes the cake because, as Grin Reaper put it, â1914 paints war-torn life with savage grace, supplying devastating melody and grueling crawls that elevate the album to such heights that Iâm genuinely moved each time I get to the end.â Elsewhere, yours truly gushed pathetically collectedly stated, âImmersion defines great music and art for me. It is almost unfortunate how good 1914 are in this facet of their musicâŠ1914 donât play âhistory metal.â Viribus Unitis is as present and relevant as you can get.â Rattling minds in its violence, breaking hearts in its tragedy, Viribus Unitis is a singularly enthralling record and is (by aggregate decision) 2025âs best album.
#1914 #AnAbstractIllusion #BuriedRealm #CalvaLouise #CaveSermon #CripplingAlcoholism #DormantOrdeal #Flummox #Grima #Havukruunu #InMourning #MaudTheMoth #Messa #ParadiseLost #PhantomSpell #PrimitiveMan #Qrixkuor #Structure #TĂłmarĂșm #YellowEyesEvery year has been shitty for a while, and in some ways, 2025 was the shittiest of them all. The widespread sense that the End Is Nigh is what I would charitably call our zeitgeist.1 And I feel comfortable saying, itâs a shitty zeitgeist. But in defiance of the shit burger weâre all eating every day while we wait for the AI drone war to start, 2025 was my best year in a while. It did, in fact, see me more involved on the front and back ends of AngryMetalGuy.com than Iâd been in a long time. And like those lists weâve already published, AMG, both as a persona and community, has been a refuge for me during difficult times. The joy of discovery and the eclecticism inherent in what we do here have been a major part of why I love this blog. So, honestly, thatâs been nice.
In terms of the blogâs health, AngryMetalGuy.com is holding steady. Weâve got a growing team of n00bs covering some of the holes weâve had in the schedule.2 I worked very hard on training them in combination with Druhm, and itâs fair to say we were both happy with the result. We had some of our best candidates to date, and that made me proud and happy. Thereâs still room for a few more, so we might dig into the pool in the early part of 2026. So if you applied, all hope is not lost. We continue to attract around 1.25 million views a month, and thatâs held steady for three years running. Obviously, we would like to continue to grow. But I have a sneaking suspicion that weâre actually seeing a slight downturn in visitors because of Generative AI. There are, of course, a lot of people who go to Google and write âMy Favorite Band â New Album Review,â and they will be greeted by an AngryMetalGuy.com link that tends to place pretty highly on the Google Machine and awaits their complaints with open arms. But I suspect there are other kinds of views weâve accrued â those which end up in people grabbing album art or looking for release dates â that disappear when people are requesting that ChatGPT do that for them. And while LLMs will link you after plagiarizing you, theyâll only do it if you let them, and we do not. And so any conversions of people checking linked resources are probably lost.3 There have been some weird months here and there with seemingly anomalously low numbers, so who even knows.
The active n00bs have allowed us to revive the three-posts-a-day pace,4 and we only went dark for five days during 2025. As a collective, we posted 699 postsâdown from the very peak of 2019âs nearly 1,000 posts!âbut in line with where weâve been since Covid. And, our posts continue to be longer than they were in 2019, averaging 901 words for a total of 629,905 words that we produced for free in 2025. Thatâs a 2600-page term paperâTimes New Roman, 12 point font, double-spaced on A4 paper.5 This dedication to quantity derives from the whip of an analytics-driven Steel Druhm, but wouldnât be possible without our amazing staff putting their shoulders to the Eternal Boulder ov Metalâą and rolling it uphill every day, saying âOne must imagine Sisyphus happy. One must imagine Sisyphus happy. One must imagine Sisyphus happy.â
We continue to have international appeal, as well, though the country rankings havenât changed much from 2024. Like last year, our top five is made up of the English-speaking world (US, UK, CAN, AUS at five) + Germany (at four).6 Weirdly, we are getting a sizable amount of traffic from China, which clocks in at six for the first time. There are almost certainly shenanigans at play with those numbers, as I am not aware of any influx of Chinese fans here recently. Maybe thatâs AI traffic. Maybe thatâs VPN traffic. Maybe weâve been infiltrated and are now a communist honey pot. Maybe Druhm is buying traffic. Or, maybe, Winnie the Pooh has finally discovered how excellent the realm of heavy metal really is, and China is going through a different kind of cultural revolution! Regardless, 7-10 is made up of the Netherlands, Sweden, Poland, and France, with Spain and Finland dropping out of the top ten. The biggest news, however, when it comes to our international readership, is that signs point strongly to Pope Francis having been our solitary reader in the Holy See. The venerable Franciscan passed away in April of 2025, and I donât believe itâs a coincidence that no one appears to have made the pilgrimage from the Vatican to Angry Metal Guy this year.
Itâs worth noting that we lost more than a few stalwarts along the way in 2025,7 largely due to the #Cursed-Boomer-Posting chat on Slack, which has torn us apart. There may also have been some other influences, such as marriages, having high-paying jobs, running TV shows, having actual lives, or resenting me.8 Regardless, for all those who have worked hard to make AngryMetalGuy.com go, but who are not here with us anymore, I just want to say thank you. Despite my autistic isolation and standoffishness, I do love you all and miss you. The door is, of course, always open. And I am happy to see some special little guys whoâve been in deep freeze popping their heads out of the sand and grabbing promo. Itâs a wonderful sight to behold, and maybe weâll see some newfound productivity from old friends in 2026.
To close, I want to thank everyone â readers and writers alike â for your enthusiasm, your dedication to AngryMetalGuy.com as an institution, and your undying fealty to me, Angry Metal Guy.9 I know I can come off as harsh. And I know that some people grumble that Iâm too hard on them when I read their texts or when they have divergent opinions in the comments, but thatâs only true if youâve never met a passive construction you didnât love or if youâre wrong about metal. And, as I tell my students, weâre a team. Our goal is to make sure that AMG produces the very highest quality writing, while covering as much of the scene as possible.10 And given the loyalty of our readers, your comments, and âthe eye test,â as it were, we are achieving that goal consistently. Iâm still very proud of that and, if I stop to think about it, humbled by it, too.
While it feels like thereâs a lot to dread after the 2025 that was, we still have a lot to be excited about here. So letâs hope that 2026 isnât all like itâs felt in the first five days or so. Anyway, I have gone on far too long, have a wordy, overwrought list.
#(ish) 3: Helms Deep // Chasing the Dragon [June 20th, 2025 | Nameless Grave Records | Bandcamp] â Chasing the Dragon is super fun. Itâs fun, itâs loud, and itâs a little stupid in a way that I find endearing. And, as I remarked in June, while US Power Metal has been getting a lot of love around these parts, Helms Deep has not been on the receiving end of nearly enough of that love. While other bands showed up to a back alley knife fight, these Florida men showed up with a bejet-packed dragon and a collection of songs that burned hotter than dragonsfire, melting the competition down and shaming their lineages for decades to come. And joking hyperbole aside, Helms Deep doesnât feel like a novelty act. They arenât just good âcause I find them funny. Chasing the Dragon features playing thatâs sharp and vital across the board, with guitars that never stand still, a singer who sells every chorus with the right balance of chops, cheese, and buckets of swagger. Said differently, Helms Deep is just dudes playing good, honest heavy metal while having a great time. What more do you need?
#(ish) 2: Vittra // Intense Indifference [September 19th, 2025 | Self-release | Bandcamp] â Vittraâs Intense Indifference shows up hungry, plays fast, hits hard, and gets out before you have time to get bored. Thirty-three minutes of riff-first, bethrashened melodeath go by in a blur; the hooks are sticky, the harmonies are sharp, and the energy is manic and adventurous. While the At the Gates lineage is obvious,11 Vittra pulls in enough Soilwork polish and Mors Principium Est flash to songwriting thatâs focused on momentum rather than atmosphere, and the result is addictive. And what really pushes this record from really good to great are the flashes of the unexpected: honkytonk piano, bluesy acoustic passages, and classic rock phrasing that shouldnât work, but does. Itâs great listening to an album this full of piss and vinegar. I get excited when bands pop up that make the kind of thrashy, intense melodic death that never begs for an Insomnium comp. And sure, these guys have room to grow, but Intense Indifference caused me to feel anything but.
#(ish) 1: Arjen Anthony Lucassen // Songs No One Will Hear [September 12th, 2025 | InsideOut Music | Bandcamp] â Arjen Lucassen has been a favorite of mine during the time that AngryMetalGuy.com has been up and running. The âpoofy-haired cheeseheadâ12 behind many of my favorite albums during AMGâs time is still a gem even in 2025. Crazily, Arjenâs first âsolo recordâ Lost in the New Real was released in 2012,13 and Songs No One Will Hear is its direct successor. A true concept recordâwith Toehiderâs god-tier singer, Michael Mills, voicing a radio DJ talking to listeners about impending doomâit reflects both our End Is Nigh Zeitgeist and Arjenâs particular⊠idiom. Thoroughly enjoyable from start to finish, Songs No One Will Hear is both tongue-in-cheek and yet deeply aware of the nature of information, grifting, and societal collapse, while still displaying the kind of referential goofiness that made Lost in the New Real such a charming record.14 The thing that dinged Songs No One Will Hear a little for me is the sense of uncanny familiarity. At times, it sounds like Arjen was working specifically to emulate the structure of Lost in the New Real. That created a bit of cognitive dissonance that I have never quite gotten over. It also drove a lot of replays of its under-the-radar predecessor rather than the album I should have been reviewing. But is Songs one of the best 11 records oâ 2025? I certainly think so.
#10: An Abstract Illusion // The Sleeping City [October 17th, 2025 | Willowtip | Bandcamp] â The Sleeping City had two strikes against it. First, it had the unenviable task of following Woe, a record that could easily have been the template on which they built their sound. Itâs hard to break away from an overwhelmingly popular sound, yet these Ore Islanders took a left turn, exhibiting a level of daring I admire. The shift in aesthetic is the story of The Sleeping City in a lot of ways; the synths, the vibe, and the mood lean into dystopian sci-fi, and itâs a choice that works. What I love about The Sleeping City is that itâs detailed and detail-oriented without distracting from the expansiveness of the songwriting, which remains evocative and carefully structured. And while they sound comfortable letting songs breathe, they never get lost in the quest for âatmosphereâ that undermines many modern releases. Second,15 the real gripe about The Sleeping City was the mastering job. But even a mastering job that clips peaks and fills valleys shows just how strong the raw material is. And so, finally, The Sleeping City feels like the product of a band choosing growth over safety while being true to themselves. And thatâs an admirable trait that I hope they never lose.
#9: Fallujah // Xenotaph [June 13th, 2025 | Nuclear Blast Records | Bandcamp] â Fallujah landing on my list came as a genuine surprise to me, mostly because I really had quietly written them off. I used to like them, but they never carried that In Flames-style of eternal hope for me. Xenotaph pulled me back in by doing a deceptively simple thing: reintroducing attack. Everything about this record feels more immediate; guitars cut, compositions move with purpose, and songs are taut and sharp. The atmospheric elements remain, but theyâre now integrated into something heavier and more immediate. I love the balance Fallujah finds, combining that late-Cynic energy with the aggression of brutal and technical death. And the deeper I got, the more Xenotaph rewarded me. Repetition revealed interlinked ideas and layered guitar work that shoots like a web throughout, creating a sinuous structure on which everything rests. As I wrote in my Record oâ the Month blurb, âFallujah has achieved a conceptual evolution on Xenotaph that feels true to their origins and yet develops their sound in ways that make it accessible, and yet, truly unique.â It isnât exactly br00tal death metal, but itâs not so drenched in âatmosphereâ that it lacks tension. Most importantly, it worked.
#8: Scardust // Souls [July 18th, 2025 | Frontiers Records | Stream or Buy at Qobuz] â Scardust landing at number eight sans review is another casualty of my 2025 Stack oâ Shame, though this was less neglect than simple overextension in a year where too many heavy hitters landed at once. July, yo, what a month. Unfortunately, I missed the review window, then I missed the window to pawn it off responsibly, and by the time I circled back, it was late. However, Scardustâs third full-length is a sharp, confident 42 minutes of symphonic power/prog that feels fully aware and unique. While it doesnât quite lock together as tightly as Strangers did at a conceptual and compositional level, Souls more than compensates for that with sheer craft. The orchestral and choral arrangements are some of the strongest I heard all year, and Scardustâs chemistry is ridonkulous. The rhythm section especially deserves accolades, with basswork that should be forcing its way into âbest ofâ conversations. As a band, Scardust exists in the interstices of genre, where comparisons kind of work but canât capture their unique voice. And while the band is impressive, the compositions feel so coherent because of Noa Gruman, who carries the album with control, range, and an incomparable soprano. Her extreme register (that is, growls) stays mostly holstered here, but her presenceâand sheer talentâis on constant display, balancing different styles, moods, and feels. And her vocal performance isnât the only standout vocal performance on Souls. The closing âTouch of Lifeâ trilogy finds Ross Jennings (Haken) popping up in full âweird Rossâ mode, which ends up as the cherry on top. The result is smart, muscular, and memorable; an album Iâm ashamed to have missed.
#7: Aephanemer // Utopie [October 31st, 2025 | Napalm Records | Bandcamp] â Aephanemerâs Utopie landed, as I mentioned in my Record oâ the Month blurb, squarely at the top of my Stack oâ Shame. I was honored to be able to get access to this and start listening early, and I was immediately impressed. Yet, I got sick. Darkness took me, and I strayed out of thought and time, and stars wheeled overhead, and every day was as long as the life age of the earth. Meanwhile, Utopie sat there reminding me of my failures until Grin Reaper saved my ass and gave Aephanemerâs newest opus the unhinged tongue bath it so rightfully deserved. Utopie takes everything these French melodic death metallers have been doing over the past couple of albums and tightens the screws until the whole machine purrs with confidence. The neoclassical elements have become a perfect blend that helps everything work perfectly. Utopie flows; songs connect, ideas develop, momentum carries everything forward, and yet Aephanemer does not sacrifice the immediacy and energy that makes melodic death metal such a fine dopamine mine. While I havenât sat down and learned the parts, I feel like the guitars are more fluid and more expressive, resulting in special melodies propelled by a buoyancy reflected in the theme. And you know me, what I want from great records is a holistic sense of greatness. Happily, Aephanemer accomplishes just that on Utopie. Had I been operating at full capacity when it dropped, I would have written a review that kids would call âextra.â16
#6: Insania // The Great Apocalypse [June 13th, 2025 | Frontiers Music | Stream or Buy on Qobuz] â The Great Apocalypse, contrary to its name, is sneaky. It doesnât gallop in and smack you in the face with shock or novelty, but instead, it reveals its strength through confidence, craft, and an almost unfair level of replay value. What initially feels likeâand has been so often written off asâa solid, familiar Europower record gradually opens up to be something richer and more rewarding. And itâs kept paying dividends the longer Iâve been sitting with it. Insania sounds, as I noted when I wrote the review, like a band fully aware of their lineage and completely at ease with it. But the truly confident understand themselves enough to think differently. The resulting record is full of massive, sticky hooks, choruses that hit with power metal optimism and momentum, and electrifying guitars throughout. In fact, while investigating their discography, I was struck by how much Insania upped their game on The Great Apocalypse. And key to that is the guitar, which elevates the record by resisting predictability and yet coexisting on a meta-level with the genre that they know so well. Songs evolve instead of looping, melodies get reshaped rather than repeated, and familiar ideas or tropes are nudged just enough off-center to stay engaging but familiar. The Great Apocalypse approaches with intention, and Insania performs like a band thatâs rediscovering why they love playing this kind of music in the first place. This record is exhilarating, memorable, and deeply satisfying, which is why it belongs among these other great releases.
#5: Kalaveraztekah // Nikan Axkan [May 2nd, 2025 | Self-release | Bandcamp] â In what Iâm pretty sure is a first for me, an ĂnsĂŻgnĂ«d BĂ€nd Rödëö contestant has made my Top Ten(ish) list. Iâve had plenty of unsigned bands on my lists, but I walked into Kalaveraztekahâs masterful Nikan Axkan utterly unprepared for what I would find. Like a kid buying music in the â90s, I just looked at that amazing cover art and decided that I was going to join the team reviewing this record instead of the other one. And that twist of fate has earned Mexicoâs finest Aztec-themed death metal band a spot on the End oâ Year Metal List oâ Recordâą.17 As I cleverly wrote in my Record oâ the Month blurb: âThereâs no sense that these HidrocĂĄlidos are some kind of novelty act. They arenât a Mexican Eluveitie, just playing Dark Tranquillity riffs while putting a Ritual Death Flute over it for 40 seconds in every song.â18 Rather, Nikan Axkan is chock full of muscular riffing and the kind of grindy death metal that Iâve always associated with the Mexican scene. Combined with a high-concept connecting to Mexican pre-history and the judicious use of a fucking death flute, I just never quit listening to Nikan Axkan.19 And so here they are, in the Top 5 of my Top 10(ish) of 2025,20 and it couldnât be more deserved.
#4: Impureza // AlcĂĄzares [July 11th, 2025 | Season of Mist | Bandcamp] â I admit, I have tried to lead by example. I have attempted to become a servant leader. Rather than eating up a ton of oxygen and making everything actually about me (instead of just in jest) and what I want as Angry Metal Guy, I have, with time and wisdom, tried to allow others a chance to spread their wings. One of the things that means is that I canât just bogart other writersâ âdiscoveries,â and I try not to block them if they grab something before I do.21 So, in that context, youâll understand that I got pretty excited when I realized that I could review the newest Impureza without poaching it. The bandâs approach to metalâinfused with flamenco and semi-fantastical alternate-historical high concepts about colonial historyâhad entranced me previously, but I always felt like they were leaving a lot on the table. Their sound had not quite blended the flamenco and the metal, but rather, the genres sat side by side. AlcĂĄzares changes that. From start to finish, AlcĂĄzares is addictive, creative, musically impressive, and just a lot of fun. The artful ability of these OrlĂ©anais-via-España to marry such disparate styles with genuinely unique approaches to music that run as deeply as the very notion of meter is one of the most impressive feats accomplished in metal in 2025. But itâs not just a meta-concern of the artistic feat that excites me. AlcĂĄzares is a fucking banger that can stimulate your intellect, or that can leave your neck sore. Take your pick!22
#3: Phantom Spell // Heather & Hearth [July 18th, 2025 | Cruz del Sur Music | Bandcamp] â Phantom Spell has the benefit of being a genuine surprise. My happy place, when I can afford to be there, is digging through the promo bin and listening to everything I can get my hands on. I have made so many fantastic discoveries there, just immersed in my own little world, listening to samples to get a feel of what weâre being sent. Heather & Hearth looked like classic Steel Druhmcore: Cruz del Sur Records, retro metal, D&D Basic Set art. I popped it in, got dragged in, and totally distracted from the rest of what I was doing. I know that this might seem incongruent, but Heather & Hearth sounds fresh. In a world of hypercompressed, hyper-reamped, extremer-than-thou metal, the act of writing good songs with tons of vocal harmonies, instruments that sit in their sonic corridors, andâdespite being recorded by one single dudeâa convincingly live vibe feels âlike a radical act.â23 I quickly grew to love Heather & Hearth, shared it with all the normies I know who love Ghost (âIsnât this so much better?â), and began singing its praises. And Iâve been happy to see it popping up on lists throughout list season. It means a lot to me that people can hear just how good Phantom Spell is. And Phantom Spell also proved to be quite generative, in that I wrote the Spotify post as a response to a discussion about why Heather & Hearth wasnât available there. Easily one of the best records I heard in 2025, and Iâm looking forward to hearing so much more.
#2: In Mourning // The Immortal [August 29th, 2025 | Supreme Chaos Records | Bandcamp] â When a record is truly exceptional, the hardest part is often articulating why it has transcended other things without reducing it to a checklist. In Mourningâs fantastic The Immortal resists that kind of accounting in the best possible way. Its melodies are lush and emotionally evocative, capable of landing with equal force whether theyâre carried by aching vocals or unfurled through long, expansive, yet intimate, trem-picked guitar passages. The riffing is punishing but disciplined, balancing weighty chug with sharper, blackened melodies, creating a constant tension between death metal heft and sadboi atmosphere without fully committing to drowning the production in reverb. And yet, none of this marks a radical departure from what In Mourning has done beforeâhas been doing since 2008. The crucial difference here is in execution: every compositional choice seems to land exactly where it should be. In a sense, this calls attention to the role of probability, as much as inspiration or songcraft, in composition. Some records feel blessed from the outset, where one can go through the same process again and never produce the same results. The hooks here stick without feeling forced, climaxes are perfectly placed, and the pacing across the record gives each track room to breathe while contributing to the kind of flow reserved for only the best albums. Even moments that might feel familiar hit differently on The Immortal, like everything snaps into place. The Immortal succeeds, then, not just on craft but on feel: it feels heavier, sadder, and more resonant than its predecessors; and it stands comfortably among the strongest melodic death metal releases in years.
#1: Calva Louise // Edge of the Abyss [July 11th, 2025 | Mascot Records | Bandcamp] â Edge of the Abyss ran away with my listening this year in a way I genuinely donât remember happening before, and that probably tells you most of what you need to know. The record is frantic, restless, and overloaded with ideas, moving between genres and feels with the speed of fast-cut editing; shifting at the drop of a dime. That both makes the record fun to listen to and keeps it surprising and fresh even after dozens of listens. The pace and density line up uncannily well with where my own brain tends to live, and I suspect thatâs a part of why it lodged itself so firmly in my rotation. Calva Louise writes songs that feel driven by impulse and curiosity rather than caution or genre boundaries, and that creative energy and freedom are contagious. Jess Allanicâs pop instincts and melodic sense anchor the chaos, lending the lighter passages real emotional weight and memorability, rather than merely serving as connective tissue. Edge of the Abyssâs incorporation of Latin rhythmic elements and melodic sensibilities ended up also being a personal bonus; Latin music has been a refuge for me from musical monotony for years, and hearing them integrated naturally into Edge of the Abyss was exciting, and it generated affection for this wayward Venezuelan and her French and English bandmates. What really sealed the deal for me, though, was how committed the band sounds to its vision. The songwriting is ambitious and fun, but it doesnât feel scattered. The album has a cinematic feel â complemented by literally cinematic music videos â but doesnât feel bloated or melodramatic. And Calva Louise sports a swagger unique to bands who are just doing exactly what they want to be doing. Since July, Iâve kept coming back to Edge of the Abyss and forgetting I had even enjoyed other records this year. Thereâs a real sense of becoming here; of a band pulling its influences together into something that feels unique. And I also feel invested in Calva Louise in a way I havenât been with many bands. I really am so happy to see them growing and succeeding. I love seeing them landing on peopleâs lists here and elsewhere. They have so much potential, and I am so eager to see what they do next. But should the worst befall them, Iâll always have Edge of the Abyss, and it already feels like an all-timer.
Honorable Mentions
Sarastus // Agony Eternal [July 1st, 2025 | Dominance of Darkness Records | Bandcamp] â Stolen from me by one Kenstrosity, Sarastus was a joyous discovery by me in the depths of the promo bin. One part black metal with a touch of death nâ roll for vibes, Agony Eternal strikes hard at modern conventions of black metal and sounds fresh by playing fast, unapologetic, engaging music with razor-sharp riffs. Melodic, without being sickly sweet or cheesy, with a ton of attack and great songwriting chops, Sarastus really threads the needle on Agony Eternal, making something that is driven and addictive, but undeniably black metal.
Wytch Hazel // V: Lamentations [July 4th, 2025 | Bad Omen | Bandcamp] â Iâve been back and forth with Wytch Hazel in the past. I have enjoyed what they do, but in the past Iâve been more skeptical of specifically nostalgiacore records that donât feel like theyâre adding much ânew.â First, I think Iâm just getting past that problem, as the ânewâ in metal is emphasizing things I donât love about the scene. But second, I think V: Lamentations is just a more engaging record. From the word âgo,â Wytch Hazel writes with a kind of urgency that gives their brand of â70s-tinged metal an extra kick, and the energy sits so well with me. Maybe the songwriting is just a bit tighter, maybe itâs faster, I donât knowâI didnât write the proper review. All I know is that I keep circling back to Lamentations in a way that I havenât done as much with their earlier albums. And that made it easy to put in the running for Listurnalia and to give my personal Angry Stamp oâ Approvalâą.
Mors Principium Est // Darkness Invisible [September 26th, 2025 | Perception/Reigning Phoenix Music | Stream or Buy on Qobuz] â Probably the grower of the year, Darkness Invisible surprised me by sticking around. When I started reviewing it, I expected not to like it much. I had been a big fan of the bandâs previous output and of their former guitaristâs solo record from last year. But with familiarityâand time spent dissecting itâI became increasingly impressed with the album. While the production is busy and pulls it down, the writing forges a new path that better represents the vision of MPEâs founding member, Ville Viljanen. And that vision is bleak, blackened, and surprisingly sticky. No matter your opinion on the end of the previous incarnation, Darkness Invisible at least demonstrates that there is still a vital future for Finlandâs most underrated melodic death metal powerhouse. And thatâs a future to which I look forward.
Blackbraid // Blackbraid III [August 8th, 2025 | Self-release | Bandcamp] â I have a Gollumesque distaste for modern black metal. I am physically incapable of starting a review or blurb of a black metal band without reminding readers how much I hate âatmosphereâ in the post-Cascadian black metal era. âGive it to us raw and wriggling!â I growl at all the fat hobbitses who try to feed me empty, overcooked âatmosphere.â Blackbraid doesnât want to feed me atmosphere. Instead, Blackbraidâs III trembles with a vibe that brings me back to discovering black metal; at times blistering, at times introspective, but rarely overstaying its welcome and never feeling like its primary goal is to be the band that defanged black metal for good to make it okay to listen to for kids in the suburbs. Iâll be listening to III for a long time.
TĂłmarĂșm // Beyond Obsidian Euphoria â This record is too long. Itâs got too much hype among the staff. And also, itâs too damned good to be an honorable mention. And yet, there are only so many #(ish)es, and I got to Beyond Obsidian Eurphoria too late to really give it the kind of sustained love that it needs to properly list. Still, once I started listening, Iâve been swinging past it every day. Sometimes twice. The songwriting is a bit wandering, the album is a bit overwhelming, and yet there is an undeniable vibe that TĂłmarĂșm traffics in, and thatâs sneakily sticky. Combine that techy Death with something akin to Disillusion, and maybe youâve got your comp. The only complaint I have is that some of the melodies end up intentionally arch in a way that makes me think that they are actively trying not to give the ear something to latch onto. Thatâs dumb, but itâs also very 2025. And hey, at least thereâs a really easy trick for them to sell out with.
âŠand Oceans // The Regeneration Itinerary [May 23rd, 2025 | Season of Mist | Bandcamp] âThe Regeneration Itinerary was a lot more controversial among fans than I expected, but I really enjoyed it. As I wrote in May, âItâs always fun to watch bands defy Angry Metal Guyâs Law of Diminishing Recordingsâą, and while The Regeneration Itinerary isnât their best record yet, 30 years after their debut, âŠand Oceans is still releasing vital music thatâs impossible to overlook.â And thatâs just true facts as stated by a metal-knower. While not quite the tour de force of its predecessors, this record is a solid bit of weirdo black metal with some of the best art in the biz. I recommend it highly.
Haxprocess24 // Beyond What Eyes Can See [July 25th, 2025 | Transcending Obscurity Records | Bandcamp] â Four songs, three of which are over 10 minutes long, and a combo of what Iâd call post-Opeth songwriting with OSDM aesthetics, Beyond What Eyes Can See deserved more attention this year and ended up, instead, on my Stack oâ Shameâą. This isnât a reflection on them; they play vital death metal and deserve accolades for their expansive vision and the way everything flows. They just got eaten up by the July where everything got released. Sorry, boys, but hereâs your fig leaf!
Majestica // Power Train [February 7th, 2025 | Nuclear Blast Records | Stream or Buy at Qobuz] â Back in like 2008, I saw a band called ReinXeed play a whole bunch of covers of Swedish dance/electronica âgroupâ E-Type at a Culture Night in UmeĂ„. I remember hearing from people in the local scene that they were âbig in Japan,â and I listened to some stuff, but wasnât super moved by it at the time. In 2019, ReinXeed changed their name to Majestica and got signed to Nuclear Blast. And damnit if they arenât just a lot better than they were in 2008. Power Train, which is on our collective Stack oâ Shameâą, is the bandâs third full-length under the moniker, and it rocks the same kind of sickly sweet melodies, guitar gymnastics, and general sense of fun that makes power metal my go-to genre a lot of days. While not quite as sticky and addictive as some other things higher up the list, Power Train was a solid addition to the bandâs discography and one of the better power records I heard this year. Youâve come a long way, baby!
Dormant Ordeal // Tooth and Nail [April 18th, 2025 | Willowtip Records | Bandcamp] â While not as high on this record as others on the staff, Dormant Ordeal is undeniably vital. And Iâm just never going to write a better blurb than I did when they got Record oâ the Month for April: âThis record hits a sweet spot inside of me, best described as the âoh yeah, thatâs how death metal is doneâ spot. The riffs flow, and my brain just opens up the spigots, releasing a veritable tsunami of dopamine. Every riff that cuts, every transition that seethes, and every recognition of the slick, skilled ways that these guys construct songs, I get a nice big kick of that Happy Chemical. Tooth and Nail is dynamic, punishing, aggressive, and better yet, itâs smart.â Man, that guy can write!
Aversed // Erasure of Color [March 25th, 2025 | M-Theory Audio | Bandcamp] â Last, and I guess technically least â but that isnât taking into account that there were like 10,000 albums released in 2025 and there are only like 25 on this list â is Aversedâs Erasure of Color. Part of the reason for its late arrival is that, despite being our Record oâ the Month for March, Erasure of Color didnât actually make it onto my personal playlist until quite a bit later. And damn, that was kind of a big miss on my part. Great melodeath with a unique flavor and great intensity; thereâs something thoughtful and sharp about this record. Combine that with excellent album art and the Dolphin Whisperer seal of approval, and Erasure of Color has everything fans of melodeath need to carry them through this wasteland. I will need to keep my eyes on Aversed going forward.
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Well, here we are again! One of the longest, most eventful years in recent memory comes to a close. After all of the hardships my family, friends, and I endured at the end of last year, it was difficult to imagine what life would be like. For quite some time, it took everything in us just to continue our day-to-day existences, to reestablish or refresh our routines, and to build our lives back up. But we had tons of support, and we got through it. In fact, Iâd say that we came out of everything with a better understanding of who we are, what we want out of life, and a greater drive to live more fully, more intentionally, and without regrets. Personally, I learned the value of asking more questions, making fewer assumptions, and embracing the mess of being human in todayâs world. With practice in these areas, in time, Iâll grow into a better person, a better friend, and a better partner to my loved ones.
Musically, I experienced a bit of a shift. I donât know exactly when this shift happened, but I could feel my desire for unfamiliar or less-traveled territory build. I desired weird, long, or messy records that called to me on a more personal level above all else. I craved pieces that showcased artists who wrote what they wanted (or needed) to, regardless of what others might think or say. Authenticity, creativity, memorability, imperfection, and artistic integrity became my core values when approaching new music this year.
Aside from all of that, the thing I want to do most is offer my deepest heartfelt thanks to everyone whoâs stuck by me and been my support system this year. To Alex, a wonderful and gorgeous man who continually shows me more love, patience, and attention than I ever dared to ask forâand who challenges me to grow with every passing day. To Ally, Thea, Kaja, Ashe, Sophie, Chris (both of them), Sean, Malachi, Brandon, Michelle, and Jeff for being the best meatspace friends a guy could ask for, and who also show me more love than I ever dared to ask for. To new meatspace friends (Jhierry, Adrien, Forest, Logan, Nick, Zach, Brett, Blue, Brian, and Shawn) who further enrich my life with each interaction, I am excited to see how our relationships develop! To my therapist, Clint, who has helped pull me from the brink more times than I can count. To my family, Mom, Dad, and Kathy, I donât know what I would do if they were not here with me. To Lise and Victoria, who have been and continue to be the best supervisorsâand all-around cool, brilliant, creative, and inspiring peopleâIâve ever known. To AMG Himself, Steel Druhm, Dr. A. N. Grier, and Sentynel for running the greatest blog on the planet and being an invaluable resource for my continued growth as a writer and contributor. To all of my fellow writers and editors, both active and inactive, who make this blog the wonderland it is and whose contributions and company continually uplift and motivate me. To the readers, our Discord members, and the metal community writ large, we wouldnât be here without you!
Lastly, Iâd like to give a shout to all the bands who released awesome records this year that fought valiantly for a spot on my list/HMs, in alphabetical order: 1914, Ancient Death, âŠand Oceans, Astronoid, Aversed, Blind Equation, Bodybox, Buried Realm, Cave Sermon, Changeling, Death Whore, Gloombound, The Halo Effect, Havukruunu, Helms Deep, Inoculation, Maud the Moth, Mutagenic Host, Nephylim, Pedestal for Leviathan, Proscription, RothadĂĄs, Sarastus, Serenity in Murder, Structure, Tower, Tribunal, Vittra, Yellow Eyes. Despite these gems losing a place on my list proper for any number of reasons, I know Iâll return to them with great relish.
With all of that said, I invite all of you to bear witness to my absolutely unhinged Top Ten(ish) selections for 2025. May the rabble commence!
#ish. Epica // Aspiral â Epica is my favorite symphonic metal band. Itâs no secret. Theyâve been at the grindstone churning out quality records for almost 25 years with a remarkably stable lineup, and thereâs every reason to expect Angry Metal Guyâs Law of Diminishing Recordingsâą to catch up with them someday. Today is not that day. Aspiral is easily my favorite record since The Quantum Enigma, full of memorable songs and standout performances. It may be hookier and poppier than anything theyâve put out in the past, but accessibility looks great on Epica.
#10. Citadel // Descension â Every time I thought I knew how I felt about this record, Iâd go back to it and discover more reasons to love it. Descension follows the same school of melodic death metal with long-form constructions that bands like An Abstract Illusion practice, but thereâs a smoky, gothic twist to it that embodies darkness and light as a merged entity. Itâs a delicate balance that Citadel treads with grace and athleticism. That feat is what ultimately elevated Descension to my Top 10 proper.
#9. Depravity // Bestial Possession â Depravity really fucked around with my cutoff for list consideration, coming in clutch one week before Turkey Day. But I am the one who found out. Riffs made to break bones and minds alike, Bestial Possession is lean, mean, and bloodthirsty. And yet, itâs smooth, refined, and streamlined. This is the work of a band that understands exactly what they want to write, and knows how to execute that vision with devastating precision. Itâs death metal as we know and love it, weaponized for mass destruction.
#8. In Mourning // The Immortal âThe Immortal surprised me. I fully expected it to be good. After all, In Mourning havenât released a bad album to date. But against all odds, they managed to capture lightning in a bottle here, with songs that are impossible to resist and even harder to forget. It represents everything I love about the sadboi side of melodic death without skimping on hooks or on teeth. The Immortal might just be the pinnacle of In Mourningâs career. Who wouldâve expected that after 25 years?
#7. An Abstract Illusion // The Sleeping City â In recent years, I often found myself gravitating towards concise, to-the-point records. I wanted hooks. I wanted brevity. I wanted unrelenting intensity. In 2025, that shifted. The long form became my home away from home. Epic yarns and gentle movements brought comfort and warmth to my listening schedule. With The Sleeping City, An Abstract Illusion managed to capture both the intensity I craved before and the sweeping arcs that I look for now. That it is beautiful without compromising either of those traits is nothing short of awe-inspiring. And so, here we are.
#6. Igorrr // Amen â When I look at my Top 10ish, I notice two things. Firstly, a fair number of these selections are, in some shape or form, weird or niche. Secondly, the gaps that separate one album from the other at this point are paper-thin, aside from my AotY. For French wild cards, Igorrr, accessibility ultimately put Amen here with my faves of 2025. Whimsically weird, savagely smart, and wholly unpredictable, Igorrr achieved a buttery smoothness and an unflinching confidence with these 12 absolute bangers that theyâve never shown before. A high-water mark for an act with an established reputation for excellence.
#5. TĂłmarĂșm // Beyond Obsidian Euphoria â My relationship with Beyond Obsidian Euphoria followed much the same trajectory as my relationship with its predecessor, Ash in Realms of Stone Icons. I felt confident in my score, then I started doubting its accuracy, then Iâd revisit the record and feel vindicated in my original evaluationârinse and repeat. Itâs a vicious cycle, but at the end of the day, Beyond Obsidian Euphoria was always destined for my Top 5. Its epic, sprawling constructs demand so many of my spoons; emotionally, physically, and spiritually. But it gives just as many back, plus just enough extra to compel me to spin it again. Itâs one helluva journey, but thatâs what makes it excellent!
#4. Qrixkuor // The Womb of the World â In the world of symphonic death metal, Qrixkuor is singular. Nobody else sounds like them, and Iâm convinced nobody else could. Dramatic, violent, and grotesque, but at the same time possessing a disturbing beauty, The Womb of the World sets a new standard for lushly orchestrated death metal. Itâs not for the faint of heart, nor for those looking for a quick fix. But once itâs infected your mind, you belong to it. An album to be feared as much as it is to be adored.
#3. Cam Girl // Flesh & Chrome â Deciding where to slot this was a difficult process for me. The people-pleaser that lives in my brainâwho is jacked, devastatingly handsome, and incredibly charismaticâtried to move Cam Girlâs sophomore LP down a couple of notches, purely to protect me from those who would (and likely will) tell me this kind of record is undeserving of such high placement here. But the reality is I donât fucking want to. Flesh & Chrome is a staggering improvement on Cam Girlâs already winning formula, with an invincible selection of super-sticky and subversive tunes that havenât left my brain since the first half of 2025. Itâs among the most fun records Iâve had the pleasure of covering on this site. Above all, Flesh & Chrome earned its rightful place in my Top 3. So it is, so it shall be.
#2. ByoNoiseGenerator // Subnormal Dives â This was not on my bingo card for 2025. I used to despise everything about ByoNoiseGeneratorâs brand of brutal jazzgrind. After spinning Subnormal Dives roughly 10^230049 times in the span of a few short months, with a mind-broken grin plastered permanently on my face, something snapped. It wasnât a gradual affinity borne of a studious and painstaking process. It was a total, implosive disintegration of everything I held true. The result? BYONG is now one of my favorite bands, and Iâve come to love their previous work, too. Not many albums wield that much power. Subnormal Dives does.
#1. Flummox // Southern Progress â This is easily my biggest surprise of 2025. I never heard of Flummox before seeing this cover art on my Bandcamp feed, and I was thoroughly bamboozled by my first spin. The mix was bizarre, the songwriting highly unorthodox compared to anything Iâve heard this side of Devin Townsend, and Flummoxâs refusal to settle into any one style was confounding. Yet, I simply could not stop spinning it. All year long, Southern Progress was my go-to, even on days when I just felt so numb that I didnât want to listen to anything at all. With that commitment came understanding. Southern Progress is, simply put, a fully realized and inspired work of art, complete with relevant societal commentary. Steeped in messaging that spotlights systematic and social prejudices that plague the queer, and particularly the trans/nonbinary/gender-fluid, community (especially in the American South)âand deftly integrating branched subplots that exhibit the wide-reaching complications that neurodivergence, late-stage capitalism, and religion-based upbringings contribute to that experienceâFlummoxâs fifth LP greatly affected me on a personal level. More so than any other record released this year, Southern Progress feels important, not just to me, and not just to Flummox. I strongly believe everyone could learn something from this bizarre, wild, and untamable barnstormer and have a blast doing it. For these reasons, and so much more, I gratefully award Southern Progress my 2025 Album oâ the Year. Thank you, Flummox, for this wonderful gift!
Honorable Mentions
Songs oâ the Year
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Non-Metal Album oâ the Year:
Shakes Fist at Cloud Album of 2025
Sentynel
Itâs been a couple of years since I had to start my AotY thoughts with âoof, what a year,â but oof, what a year. One thing after another piled up for months on end. I had some early success, actually writing reviews, but that left me almost no time to consume any other new music. A slowly escalating personal crisis then led to my neither writing nor consuming any new music for months. I began to fear that I genuinely wouldnât be able to listen to enough to assemble a listâor that the server would implode at an inopportune time and Iâd struggle to fix it. Fortunately, I was able to stay on top of server wobbles, despite the best efforts of endless AI scraper bots.1 A couple of months ago, I started managing new music again, and thus, a list emerged. I am moderately optimistic for 2026, at least on a personal level. (I offer no such optimism for the general state of the world.)
While this hasnât been a particularly strong year for me, itâs hard to tell if thatâs the yearâs fault or just mine. My most common gripe has been unevenness: there have been a lot of recordsâincluding some Iâve ultimately lovedâthat have annoyed me through failing to sustain their heights throughout. Nonetheless, everything on my list belongs there. This yearâs primary theme appears to be Angry Cello Guy, with a suspicious five entries on my list prominently featuring cellos or other bowed string instruments. Guitars are so 2024. There are multiple records here that are genre-hopping, experimental, and hard to classify. Otherwise, this is a pretty typical year for me, with post-metal heavily represented, several prog-adjacent pieces, and no surprisingly brvtal contenders, despite trying a few. Ah, well, next year.
My year has also kept me from getting to know this yearâs intake of new writers as well as Iâd like, but Iâm sure theyâre all lovely people with only somewhat questionable taste. To the brave crew of editors and promo jockeys, you have my thanks for your endless work; to the retiring veterans, please enjoy your sabbaticals without incident; and to the readers, long may you continue resisting the urge to let AI summarise our writing.
#ish. Scardust // Souls â Souls took a lot longer to grow on me than Strangers, and itâs more uneven than its predecessor. But the highs are fabulous. Noa Gruman is still preternaturally good on vocals. If the whole record were as good as the âTouch of Lifeâ suite with her and Ross Jennings, this would be, no exaggeration, #1. Alas, while there are a couple of other bangers (âUnreachableâ), much of the rest of Souls just doesnât impress me, in that awkward sort of way you get when itâs really good and it feels unfair to moan about it too much, but you know they can do so much better.
#10. Jo Quail // Notan â Quail remains one of the most mesmerising live acts Iâve ever seen. Between the strength of her modern classical compositions and the frankly magical way she weaves them together live, armed with only a cello and a loop pedal, her shows are a must-see event. Fittingly, I saw Notan performed live before I heard the recording, but itâs worth it in recorded form too. The nature of loop pedal based composition lends itself to the sort of slow build that makes for really good post-rock/metal. Each piece goes in a pleasingly different direction and experiments with different additions to her sound palette. That she can do them live solo as well is merely the icing on the cake.
#9. Mares of Thrace // The Loss â I wrote most of a review for this album at release,2 but never quite got it over the line. I found it so raw it was hard to listen to. As my difficult period got worse, I just gave up on being able to listen to it at all, and with it any hope of finishing even a woefully late review. Where The Exile was immediately catchy and driving, The Lossâs immediacy is its anguish, and that was all I could hear. Mares of Thrace are already hard to genre pigeonhole, and The Loss is all over the place, spanning sludge, noise, prog, and doom, with trad inflections. Iâm actually glad I didnât manage to get the review done at the time. Coming back to it for list season, I appreciate it a lot more easily than I did at the time. The catchiness and driving energy are still there, but the additional stylistic variety makes it more interesting. The anguish adds weight and impact. The catharsis of the final track is well earned. Itâs still a hard listen, but itâs a rewarding one. Who knows, maybe Iâll even get a TYMHM out!3
#8. Black Narcissus // There Lingers One Whoâs Long Forgotten â This is just gorgeous. The best post-rock does an awful lot with very little, and Black Narcissusâ unhurried drums and bass do an absolutely astonishing amount. Thereâs no way something so minimalist and so languid should be able to sustain an hour of music. I cannot emphasise enough how absolutely beautiful There Lingers One Whoâs Long Forgotten is, and its hour-long runtime just floats by. This is the epitome of âdo one thing and do it wellâ as a philosophy.
#7. Fallujah // Xenotaph â Fallujah are a long time big name I had begun to appreciate more in the last couple of years, after seeing them live. They still hadnât really clicked for me recorded, but Xenotaph changed that. Tech deathâs curse is sterility, and the warmth of this record lifts Fallujah out of that trap. Itâs, paradoxically, at once dreamy and bluntly impactful. The writing is as strong on melody as it is on technicality. It seems slightly redundant to say this about a record thatâs on my year-end list, but I really enjoy the immediate experience of listening to Xenotaph. Thereâs something intensely satisfying about the smoothness: who says heavy music has to be abrasive? The production is still a sticking point, though.
#6. Concrete Age // Awaken the Gods â Awaken the Gods is just a lot of fun. Thereâs not enough metal drawing on the instruments and composition of folk music from the Caucasus and the steppes. It reminds me a lot of Mongol, but with better and more varied folk instrumentation. Thereâs a couple of songs that are a bit more straight thrash with folk instruments, which are less exciting, but it doesnât detract from the rest of the record. It also delivers further proof of my theory that folk metal covers of terrible pop songs are the pinnacle of music. My go-to for when I wanted something to uncomplicatedly bang my head to.
#5. Calva Louise // Edge of the Abyss â Calva Louise are what happens when somebody spots an âall of the aboveâ button under âgenreâ on the band creation screen and their curiosity gets the better of them. They are what you get if you take the Diablo Swing Orchestra and remove their classical instruments and sense of restraint. Something this absurd could only ever have been terrific or terrible. Obviously, this is terrific. AMG called it wild, unpredictable, and addictive, and it certainly is. They sound like nothing else Iâve ever listened to, and manage to be dangerously catchy on top of it. This hit in the middle of my difficult period, and it was nearly the only thing I listened to for a month. A teeny sense of easing off the gas on the last few songs is the only weakness. Spectacular.
#4. Völur & Cares // Breathless Spirit â Odd, unsettling, pretty, experimental, captivatingâBreathless Spirit is a weird album. Violin and viola occupy the sonic space where youâd typically find lead and rhythm guitars. The composition wanders through modern classical, atmoblack, noise, jazz, folk, doom, and more. Actually, the main textural comparison I would draw here is to Hierophant Violent, though Breathless Spirit is far less single-minded in direction. Many of the more ambient sections, and some of the clean vocals, remind me of the build-up stretches of that album, and likewise, thereâs some similarity in the crushing crescendos. Just in case you thought you knew where this was going, the other comparisons Iâm going to draw are to fellow Canadians The Night Watch and Thrawsunblat. Of everything on the list, this is the one at highest risk of me feeling like I placed it too low in a yearâs timeâI found it late and it could grow on me further. A truly fascinating record.
#3. Messa // The Spin â While Iâve been a fan of Messa since their first record and through all their stylistic exploration, The Spin really blew me away. Sara Bianchin sounds fantastic, and thereâs a wonderful allure to the tone of the rest of the band. Others have commented on The Spin feeling a bit like a collection of songs rather than a cohesive record, which is probably true and probably kept this from the top spot⊠but the songs are so damn good itâs hard to care that much. I came back to this a few times, even during the worst few months of the year, and had half of it stuck in my head half the time. At one point, I spent several days unable to get the opening riff of the opening track out of my head, and it doesnât get any less addictive from there. In the last couple of months, Iâve had to actively resist putting it on at times to make sure I give other, less immediate records enough listening time.
#2. Psychonaut // World Maker â Yeah, so Iâm a sucker for the kind of atmospheric post/prog metal played by bands like The Ocean or Dvne. Here is this yearâs winner in that space. Iâve wanted to like Psychonaut in the past more than I actually have, but World Maker finally clicked for me in a big way. Itâs intricate, catchy, in places techy, in others psychedelic. The songs unfold in interesting ways, and listening to it feels like exploring. From the buildup of the opening track, I knew this would be exactly what I wanted in this sort of music. And as Ken wrote in his review, the more personal dimension to World Makerâs themes elevates it (with some similarities to Pelagialâs place as the best Ocean album). A record that rewards time and attention.
#1. Shepherds of Cassini // In Thrall to Heresy â In Thrall to Heresyâs victory here was not exactly inevitable when I reviewed it back in February, but it was certainly likely. The glorious return of a niche band I loved and thought lost? It would have taken something spectacular to upset it. I listened to this all year, through the difficult period, and kept on loving it. For all that retro prog is a bit of an oxymoron, 00s-early 10s prog is one of my favorite eras of music. (There was a lot of rabbling in the comments about me not having explicitly compared them to Riverside and Tool, so to be explicit, if you liked Riverside through to SoNGS, youâll like this. Theyâre far less pretentious than Tool.) In Thrall is a fresh enough take to feel like progression, not a throwback. Its violin leads add variety (as well as claiming the Angry Cello Guy crown for the year). Shepherdsâ songwriting has matured in the last decade. Their instruments sound pleasingly chunky. A post-y twist presses additional musical buttons for me. One could only make this more laser-targeted at my specific musical niche by somehow adding industrial bluegrass.4 Donât make me wait 10 years for the next record, please.
Honorable Mentions:
Songs oâ the Year:
Twelve
I am so behind on writing this. Behind on writing in general, really, but Iâm writing this introduction very late by Angry Metal StandardsÂź.5 Over the year, my writing for this blog waned notably, but Iâm still very proud of my output this year, and discovered some delightful gems thanks to this blog and my privileged position to write for it. As is traditional, I want to extend my sincere thanks to my co-writers for their fantastic camaraderie and to the editors who allow me to keep writing here, probably against their better judgment. Everything changes all the time, but feeling right at home here stays the same.
Last year I claimed that, by any measure, 2024 was the worst year of my life, and Iâm happy to say that remains true this year. Interestingly, however, I listened to much less music, and, more to the point, liked less music. In the past few months, Iâve been asking my co-writers here to recommend the music they think will top their own lists, and I just⊠kept not liking them. For some reason, almost nothing has been sticking musically. Thatâs not a comment on my colleaguesâ tastes, of courseâthe writers here have an astounding talent for finding some of the best music there is. But Iâve been struggling to keep up.
So this year, Iâm keeping things simple and writing about the twelve albums I liked best in 2025. Occasionally, when we talk about our end-of-year listings, thereâs an idea that some albums need to be of a certain quality to be âworthyâ of a top-ten (or top-top) spot, but if I start thinking that way, this list is never going to materialize. So Iâve gone with my gut and am now going to talk your ear off about the music I personally liked the most.
All of which is to say, I think my list is weird this year. I did my best! And Iâm happy with it. But itâs weird.
Thanks for reading my nonsense in 2025âit really does mean a lot. Letâs all do it again next year!
#ish. Dawnwalker // The Between â A single-song album is such an ambitious undertaking, and I really canât express enough how impressive it is that âThe Betweenâ feels like an actual half-hour song. Dawnwalker is so impressive on The Between, and the composition is truly a work of art. Itâs grown on me since I reviewed it in October, and I just have to highlight the amazing songwriting from Mark Norgate and Dawnwalker before I dive into my list proper.
#10. Calva Louise // Edge of the Abyss â Let the weird begin! Edge of the Abyss is not something I thought for a second would make this list when Angry Metal Guy wrote about it, but itâs wormed its way into my head and heart. Deceptively catchy, a lot cleverer than it first appears, and filled to the brim with energy, Edge of the Abyss is a fun, memorable, and surprisingly relatable slice of⊠some kind of metal. I really donât know how to categorize it, and Iâm not sure how to get it out of my head either. Great album.
#9. Nechochwen // Spelewithiipi â Continuing with what may be another unusual pick, Nechochwenâs Spelewithiipi is not something I considered for this list straightaway. I have to admit, though, it has been a comforting listen that Iâve returned to often over the course of the year. It is well-composed, deceptively complex, and easy to spin again and again. On days Iâve felt low, thereâs been a magic in Spelewithiipi that does wonders in keeping me well.
# 8. Völur & Cares //Breathless Spirit â Breathless Spirit is such an impressive album. For one thing, youâd never, ever guess there isnât a lead guitar, despite the fact that Batesâs violin is a significant part of Völurâs unique character and spirit. As doom metal, Breathless Spirit dominates; it is powerful, mournful, wry, and cathartic. Itâs a truly fascinating display of music, one that reveals new character every time you listen.
#7. Falling Leaves // The Silence That Binds Us â Speaking of doom metal, The Silence That Binds Us tells us that sometimes taking a break can be a good thing. Itâs been thirteen years since Falling Leaves released their debut, and their sophomore feels like it had been simmering for a while. Expert compositions, passionate performances, and a huge atmosphere contribute to what I thought was âtheâ doom metal release of the year. There is so much care and attention in The Silence That Binds Us, so much feeling from every player, so much love in the production and masterâeven the cover art is gorgeous.
#6. Raphael Weinroth-Browne // Lifeblood â I didnât expect Lifeblood to creep its way up here the way it has, but Iâve been listening to it more and more lately and realized I actually like it a lot more than a lot of other stuff. Raphael Weinroth-Browneâs compositions are stunning, and the more you listen to them, the better they get. For an instrumental, non-metal project, Lifeblood conveys so much meaning, so much emotion, and feels heavy for what it is. Itâs a powerful work and a lovely one tooâexactly what weâve come to expect from as talented a cellist and composer as Weinroth-Browne.
#5. Aephanemer // Utopie â The direction Aephanemerâs music has taken since they first appeared on this blog with Prokopton is fascinating. Each release since has been a touch less aggressive and notably broader in terms of its composition and ambition. Utopie, I feel, balances these nuances the bestâitâs an epic, sprawling album that reaches high and grasps onto something exciting. There is a level of care and attention to detail to Utopie that rewards repeat listens, and I still feel like Iâm getting more and more into it as I listen. Who knows, maybe Iâll regret this âlowâ placement before long; this oneâs a grower.
#4. Amorphis // Borderlands â Amorphis donât need much introduction at this point, but lately I havenât been very invested in their releases. It can be tough, I imagine, being such an iconic band with such a recognizable sound. But Borderlands feels fresh to me; an old formula done right, modernized reasonably enough to stand out, and with the gusto of a much newer band. Incidentally, this was also the first CD Iâve purchased in yearsâan impromptu grab at a record store Iâd forgotten existedâand the bonus tracks therein are amazing additions (âRowan and the Cloudâ is a delightful closer, more so, I would argue, than âDespairâ). Itâs nice to be enamored by Amorphis again. They seem to still know what theyâre doing.
#3. Saor // Amidst the Ruins â Iâve slept on Saor in the past, but Amidst the Ruins is an amazing album. Rarely is black metalâatmospheric black metal, no lessâso impassioned, but Iâve never wanted to visit Scotland so much as the first time I heard âRebirthâ at the end of my first listen. Itâs hard to quantify what makes Amidst the Ruins such a special record, really. The blend of black metal and folk metal isnât new, nor is the style in which Marshall writes so well. But listening to Saor, you canât help but feel his pride and awe for a homeland you may never have seen yourself. Amidst the Ruins crept its way into my rotations again and again throughout the year, and itâs been the most pleasant musical surprise of 2025 for me by far.
#2. Apocalypse Orchestra // A Plague Upon Thee â I really thought Iâd give Apocalypse Orchestra my top spot, but admittedly, I thought that before Iâd even heard it. The way these guys blend medieval themes with folk, doom, and metal is genuinely fascinating and incredibly well done. Add to the list that they perform thorough research and the music is educational on top of it allâwhatâs not to love? A Plague Upon Thee was my most-anticipated album of the year, and Apocalypse Orchestra really delivered, with sweeping epics telling takes of historic darkness and endearing humanity. Everything from the bagpipes to the choirs sounds amazing, and while I did have a couple of reservations initially, the simple truth is that this music is so well up my alleyâand is performed so well tooâthat I was always bound to love it enough for this list. I can only hope to uncover more music as wonderfully niche as this again.
#1. 1914 // Viribus Unitis â I have not listened to every item of music released in 2025, but I still think I can say that none could be more powerful than 1914âs Viribus Unitis. I listened to nothing heavier, nothing more memorable, and nothing so relevant as 1914âs story of a Ukrainian soldier caught up in the mania of the First World War. From battle-frenzied bloodlust to heartbreaking captivity, his story follows 1914âs relentless message of the horrors of war. In the past, Iâve praised 1914 for the honesty in their bleak outlook on their namesake war, and Viribus Unitis could not have done a better job in following that idea. The songs range from brutal to cathartic; every guest musician elevates their song, and the choir is a brilliant way to balance trademark heaviness with emotional impact. Viribus Unitis is the most impactful album Iâve listened to in a long, long time, and I admire every musician involved for their part in that. Viribus Unitis was my top album for 2025 the moment I finished the first spin.
Honorable Mention
Song of the Year
This was a hard one. There are so many powerful, emotional songs littered throughout this listâespecially on Viribus Unitis, where the passion is particularly raw. But in keeping with the theme of what I personally found most affecting, I just keep coming back to this little gem on Autumn Tearsâs latest. âMartyrdom â Catharsis (Where Gods Go to Die)â has a strangely compelling quality that kept me coming back again and again since I first reviewed Crown of the Clairvoyant. The singing, choirs, organâreally, everything about the composition is mesmerizing. I donât imagine a lot of people will have this one on their year-end playlists. Itâs a niche, quiet little song, but itâs wormed its way into my heart and speaks strongly to how Iâve felt about 2025 in a way I canât quite describe.
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#1914 #2025 #Aephanemer #Amorphis #ApocalypseOrchestra #BlackNarcissus #CalvaLouise #ConcreteAge #Dawnwalker #Ellereve #FallingLeaves #Fallujah #HowlingGiant #JoQuail #Lists #MaresOfThrace #MarkoHietala #Messa #Nechochwen #NetRuiner #Psychonaut #RaphaelWeinrothBrowne #Saor #Scardust #SentynelSAndTwelveSTopTenIshOf2025 #ShepherdsOfCassini #VölurCaresListurnalia is now upon us once again! If you are not ready to be assailed by non-stop lists and bad opinions for the next week and change, I suggest you get fooking ready! Listurnalia cannot be stopped, nor contained. It can only be tolerated and endured!
More than any year in recent history, 2025 saw more seasoned staffers step away from writing duties due to time constraints and life changes. To compensate for the loss of these slackwagoning quitters and shirkers, we added a gaggle of fresh new voices. This made for a bittersweet time around these parts as long-time friends departed and a bunch of untested, unknowns rose through the brutal n00b gauntlet to seize the means of promo production. These greenhorn neophytes have created great havoc at AMG HQ with their terrible taste, inability to follow directions, and steadfast refusal to ignore deathcore.
Weâve been here before, though, and we always straighten out the newbie upstarts. The daily beatings, deprivations, and absence of positive reinforcement will wear them down, and if not, we have plenty of space in the rotpit out back. This is, and will ever be, the AMG modality.
2026 will be an interesting year as the new crew members are shepherded by the olde while everyone is crushed beneath the iron heel of AMG management. Who will make it to 2027? Who will be sold off to Metal Wani for a box of bananas and Gorilla Glue? Place your bets in the official AMG Survival Pool!
As you read the Top Ten(ish) lists below, remember, reading our content is free, but you get what you pay for.
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#10. Venomous Echoes // Dysmor
#9. Blut Aus Nord // Ethereal Horizons
#8. Dormant Ordeal // Tooth and Nail
#7. Structure // Heritage
#6. Lorna Shore // I Feel The Everblack Festering Within Me
#5. Sigh // I Saw The Worldâs End â Hangmanâs Hymn MMXXV
#4. Imperial Triumphant // Goldstar
#3. Am I In Trouble? // Spectrum
#2. Dax Riggs // 7 Songs for Spiders
#1. Paradise Lost // Ascension â I fully expected Paradise Lost to come out with quality music, which has been mostly par for the course in their storied almost-40-year career, and no one could blame them if they decided to coast along on their legendary sound. Instead, Ascension sees them giving a masterclass in songcraft and atmosphere, showing everyone, everywhere, how itâs done. With Black Sabbath now officially put to rest, Anathema long gone, and whatever the fuck is happening within My Dying Bride these days, somebody has to fly the British Doom flag high and proud, and Paradise Lost have done a bang-up job of doing so.
Personal Highlight oâ the Year: Seeing Acid Bath live. I may or may not have cried during âVenus Blue,â and no, I donât fucking care. 19-Year-Old me was pleased as punch that 48-Year-Old me got to see a legendary band (and one of his personal favorites) come back from tragedy to pay tribute to their fallen bassist and friend, Audie Pitre, by giving it another long-awaited go.
Disappointment(s) oâ the Year:
Song oâ the Year:
El Cuervo
#ish. Astronoid // Stargod
#10. Ollie Wride // The Pressure Point
#9. Kauan // Wayhome
#8. Zéro Absolu // La Saignée
#7. Mutagenic Host // The Diseased Machine
#6. Asira // As Ink in Water
#5. Bruit // The Age of Ephemerality
#4. Saor // Amidst the Ruins
#3. The Midnight // Syndicate
#2. Steven Wilson // The Overview
#1. Messa // The Spin â In a year replete with comfort picksâprogressive rock, synthwave, and death metal aboundâhow is that Italyâs enigmatic, inscrutable Messa forged my Album oâ the Year? The Spin doesnât take the trouble to make itself easily approachable. Doom, prog, and post influences circle around velvety melodies that sometimes sound like deliberate songs, and sometimes like jazz improvisation. But itâs these very qualities that belie its subtle allure; only with repetition and attention does The Spin shine. Messa gradually reveals rhythmic motifs, instrumental nuances, and rich compositions that enhance my life on so many days. âThe Dress,â especially, is stunning. And though the recordâs loungey whimsy defies metal conventions, each track prizes genuine grit through its top-drawer guitar riffs. With the devotion it demands, no record from 2025 was more rewarding than The Spin.
Honorable Mentions:
Song oâ the Year:
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#ish. Structure // Heritage
#10. In Mourning //The Immortal
#9. Flummox // Southern Progress
#8. Der Weg Einer Freiheit // Innern
#7. Nephylim // Circuition
#6. Besna // KrĂĄsno
#5. Messa // The Spin
#4. Labyrinthus Stellarum // Rift in Reality
#3. Gazpacho // Magic 8 Ball
#2. Dormant Ordeal// Tooth & Nail
#1. Moron Police // Pachinko â I was a little nervous when I first read about the length and ambition behind Pachinko, especially in the context of the incredible and very concise A Boat on the Sea. Iâve never been this happy to be this wrong. Nothing in the last decade has overtaken my life as much as Pachinko has, and Iâm listening to it yet again as I write this, and will probably restart it once it finishes. Pachinko has a lot in common with Everything Everywhere All At Once, one of my all-time favorite films, as a treatise on the chaos of life and the importance of friends and family. It treats its philosophy of silliness very seriously, laughing in the face of darkness in such a beautiful and inspiring way; it brightens my life every time I hear it. And it does all that in tribute to a dear friend who was gone too soon and too suddenly, and no other eulogistic album has let me feel like its subjectâs soul touched mine. An astounding monument to friendship on top of an incredibly accomplished hour of music. Pachinko is a miracle.
Honorable Mentions:
Song oâ the Year:
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Non-metal Albums of the Year:
Mark Z.
#ish. Malefic Throne // The Conquering Darkness
#10. Urn // Demon Steel
#9. Teitanblood // From the Visceral Abyss
#8. Shed the Skin // The Carnage Cast Shadows
#7. Guts // Nightmare Fuel
#6. Dormant Ordeal // Tooth and Nail
#5. Perdition Temple // Malign Apotheosis
#4. Paradise Lost // Ascension
#3. Revocation // New Gods, New Masters
#2. Death Yell // Demons of Lust
#1. Abominator // The Fire Brethren â It took me a few years after hearing this Australian duoâs last album, 2015âs Evil Proclaimed, to realize I was wrong about them. Their raw and relentless black-death metal wasnât just good, it was fucking awesome. With their long-awaited sixth album, The Fire Brethren, Abominator has conjured flames that reach higher than ever. As always, the enraged rasps, scorching riffs, and endlessly pummeling rhythms are like plumes of hellfire shot directly into your ear canals. But amidst the bludgeoning is some genuinely great songwriting, with deep-cutting hooks (âThe Templarâs Curse,â âUnderworld Vociferationsâ), flashes of melody (âProgenitors of the Insurrection of Satanâ), thrashy breaks (âSulphur from the Heavensâ), and just enough variety to keep everything hitting as hard as possible. Itâs not for everyone, but for those into Angelcorpse and other music of that sort, The Fire Brethren is the type of album you just canât get enough of.
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Carcharodon
#ish. Dax Riggs // 7 Songs for Spiders
#10. Novarupta // Astral Sands
#9. Atlantic // Timeworn
#8. Structure // Heritage
#7. Agriculture // The Spiritual Sound
#6. Igorr // Amen
#5. Messa // The Spin
#4. Abigail Williams // A Void Within Existence
#3. Cave Sermon // Fragile Wings
#2. Dormant Ordeal // Tooth and Nail
#1. Grima // Nightside â In each of 2019, 2021, and 2022, Grima released an album and, in each of those years, I listed said album (#5, HM, and #10). But this year, the year in which I have listened to the least metal and, of course, written the least since I started here in 2018, is also the year that Grima got everything dialled in to just what I want from a Grima album. On Nightside, the duo struck the perfect balance between the traditional influences of 2019âs Will of the Primordial and the propulsive, frozen atmosphere of Frostbitten (2022). The combination gives Nightside an almost hypnotic and weirdly tranquil flow, offset by Vilhelmâs rasping vocals, which remain among the best in the BM game. Every time I come back to this record, and the title track in particular, itâs even better than I remember it being, and I always end up spinning three or more times back-to-back. An album that can keep playing that trick deserves its #1 spot in my book.
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Mysticus Hugebeard
#10. Orbit Culture // Death Above Life
#9. An Abstract Illusion // The Sleeping City
#8. Qrixkuor // The Womb of the World
#7. Dormant Ordeal // Tooth and Nail
#6. Panopticon // Laurentian Blue
#5. Blackbraid // Blackbraid III
#4. Arkhaaik // Uihtis
#3. Kauan // Wayhome
#2. Wardruna // Birna
#1. Thumos // The Trial of Socrates â I recall groggily stumbling upon Thumosâ The Trial of Socrates at work one early morning, and Iâm not sure if Iâve grown attached to it or itâs grown attached to me. It looms in my periphery, routinely interrupting my listening schedule for just one more spin. This gargantuan dive into ancient Greek philosophy and justice is melodically rich, laden with atmosphere, and fiercely intelligent. I love how this album stimulates my curiosity. I pore over The Trial of Socrates like a madman, piecing the puzzle together with feverish glee but never quite feeling finished, because every re-listen yields new shapes, new colors, new ideas. It eggs me on to research various topics on ancient Greek history or philosophy, and even made for an unlikely study partner during my long preparations for the German A1 exam. I always feel smarter by the end of itâhubris, Iâm sure, but The Trial of Socrates genuinely sparks my imagination in ways few albums do. Time to go listen to âThe PhĂŠdoâ for the zillionth time.
Honorable Mentions:
Songs oâ the Year:
The Dormant Stranger by Disarmonia Mundi
Do No Harm by Jamie Paige, Marcy Nabors, & Penny Parker
The Trial of Socrates by Thumos
Disappointment(s) oâ the year:
Samguineous Maximus
#ish. Imperial Triumphant // Goldstar
#10. Primitive Man // Observance
#9. Motherless // Do You Feel Safe?
#8. Deafheaven // Lonely People with Power
#7. Weeping Sores // The Convalescence Agonies
#6. Between the Buried and Me // The Blue Nowhere
#5. Calva Louise // Edge of the Abyss
#4. 1914 // Viribus Unitis
#3. Crippling Alcoholism // Camgirl
#2. Crippling Alcoholism // Bible Songs II
#1. Yellow Eyes // Confusion Gate â Yellow Eyes are one of the best black metal bands in the game, and Confusion Gate is their most impressive work to date. It sees the band return to a more traditional atmospheric sound, but with the lessons learned from their explorations of dissonance and ambience. The result is a kaleidoscopic blend of gorgeous melodies, haunting riffs, and a pervasive sense of pathos that only the best art can achieve. Confusion Gate feels like communing with nature from the top of a wintry peak, embodying both impossible grandeur and awesome terror. This is a record that bypasses the analytical reviewerâs brain and just hits me right in the feeling. It offers a unique catharsis in a year where I truly needed it.
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Spicie Forrest
#ish. Cryptopsy // An Insatiable Violence
#10. Crimson Shadows // Whispers of War
#9. Oromet // The Sinking Isle
#8. -ii- // Apostles of the Flesh
#7. Suncraft // Welcome to the Coven
#6. Suncraft // Profanation of the Adamic Covenant
#5. Chestcrush // Κ΄ΧÎÎÎÎÎ΀ÎÎŁ
#4. Dormant Ordeal // Tooth and Nail
#3. Qrixkuor // The Womb of the World
#2. Primitive Man // Observance
#1. Wytch Hazel // V: Lamentations â I know, Iâm surprised too. But the bottom line is that Iâve been listening to V: Lamentations front to back at least once a week since it released on the most American of holidays, July 4th. For Steel, Wytch Hazelâs latest didnât have the same staying power as previous efforts, but Lamentations is the first to truly resonate with me. Though musically consistent with their Wishbone Ash-meets-Eagles style, vocalist Colin Hendra brings a new sense of passion to the record, and the interplay between instruments, vocals, and lyrics hits me like a lightning bolt. Very possibly inspired by the core Christian tenet laid out in Romans 6:23-24,2 Lamentations is a masterful portrayal of what it means to perpetually fail, to know youâll never be good enough, and in the face of a salvation that renders all efforts, deeds, and accomplishments worthless, to keep striving toward the impossible anyway. Even for godless sinners like me, Lamentations is a beautiful reminder that purpose is found in hardship, that the journey is the goal, and that falling down is merely an opportunity to stand up again.
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Song oâ the Year:
Grin Reaper
(ish) Sallow Moth // Mossbane Lantern
#10. Turian // Blood Quantum Blues
#9. Calva Louise // Edge of the Abyss
#8. Lychgate // Precipice
#7. An Abstract Illusion // The Sleeping City
#6. Thron // Vurias
#5. Structure // Heritage
#4. Species // Changelings
#3. Havukruunu // Tavastland
#2. Aephanemer // Utopie
#1. 1914 // Viribus Unitis â I didnât know Viribus Unitis would be my top album of the year the first time I listened to it, but I knew it would list. 1914âs naked emotion and rousing story of a Ukrainian soldierâs survival through World War I, reconciliation with his family, and inescapable return to war remains as gripping and bittersweet now as it did the first time I heard it. Across adrenaline-fueled riffing, oppressive marches, and somber dirges, 1914 never relents on musical or lyrical weight. Though Viribus Unitis was released late in the year, it quickly became the standard I used to appraise albums while going through listing season. 1914 paints war-torn life with savage grace, supplying devastating melody and grueling crawls that elevate the album to such heights that Iâm genuinely moved each time I get to the end. Viribus Unitis is bleak, raw, and human, but for all that, Iâm never deterred from listening. Ultimately, 1914 clutches the threads of hope and weaves an aural tapestry that brings tragedy and triumph to life, cementing Viribus Unitis as my undisputed top album of 2025.
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Andy-War-Hall
#ish: Dragon Skull // Chaos Fire Vengeance
#10: Changeling // Changeling
#9: Steel Arctus // Dreamruler
#8: Abigail Williams //A Void Within Existence
#7: Petrified Giant // Endless Ark
#6: Imperial Triumphant // Goldstar
#5: Structure // Heritage
#4: Lipoma // No Cure for the Sick
#3: Crippling Alcoholism // Camgirl
#2: Hexrot // Formless Ruin of Oblivion
#1: 1914 // Viribus Unitis â Immersion defines great music and art for me. It is almost unfortunate how good 1914 are in this facet of their music. Their ability to transport the listener to the battlefield in all its violence, both carnal and psychological, is stupefying. The utter dehumanizing hatred with â1914 (The Siege of PrzemyĆl),â the ravenous bloodlust of â1917 (The Isonzo Front),â the hellish wails haunting â1918 Pt. 1 (WIA â Wounded in Action):â all portrayed vividly through 1914âs brilliantly caustic and composed musicianship and deeply personal lyricism. When Dmytro Ternushchak bellows âFor three days / The Russians attacked / And accomplished nothing but / 40,000 dead pigsâ [â1914 (The Siege of PrzemyĆl)â], itâs all you need to get into his characterâs violent headspace. When 1914 mournfully sing in Ukrainian âĐŠĐ” ĐŒĐŸŃ Đ·Đ”ĐŒĐ»Ńâ3 [1915 (Easter Battle for the Zwinin Ridge)], you grasp how someone could put their life on the line for kin and country. When our soldier sings âMy little girl reached out to me / But duty callsâ [1919 (The Home Where I Died)]⊠well, shit, your heart just has to break, right? 1914 donât play âhistory metal.â Viribus Unitis is as present and relevant as you can get.
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Lavender Larcenist
#ish Spiritbox // Tsunami Sea
#10. Sold Soul // Just Like That, I Disappear Entirely
#9. Calva Louise // Edge of the Abyss
#8. Dying Wish // Flesh Stays Together
#7. Grima // Nightside
#6. Aversed // Erasure of Color
#5. Deafheaven // Lonely People With Power
#4. Ghost Bath // Rose Thorn Necklace
#3. Changeling // Changeling
#2. Dormant Ordeal // Tooth and Nail
#1. Crippling Alcoholism // Camgirl â Sometimes you listen to music, and you feel like it gets you. Camgirl was exactly that type of album, and it probably doesnât say anything good about me. Ever since Crippling Alcoholismâs latest graced my ears and I shared it with my partner, we have been singing âI fucking hate the way I look, yeah I look like a fat fucking scumbagâ way too often and mumbling âMr. Ran away, ran away from familyâ every chance we get. The album is dripping with the atmosphere of neon-lit back rooms, seedy interactions, and terrible decision-making. It feels like a lens into the lives of those society has left behind, and I canât help but feel a connection. The self-destructive nihilism, drugged-out sex, and abrupt violence that is all too common in those on the margins of life is something I think more and more we can all relate to, and Camgirl is the art that mirrors society back to us. As a result, it is an album that is just as ugly as it is terrifying and beautiful.
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Song oâ the Year:
Creeping Ivy
#ish. Nite // Cult of the Serpent Sun
#10. Blackbraid // Blackbraid III
#9. Flummox // Southern Progress
#8. 1914 // Viribus Unitis
#7. Cave Sermon // Fragile Wings
#6. Saor // Amidst the Ruins
#5. Imperial Triumphant // Goldstar
#4. Phantom Spell // Heather & Hearth
#3. Coroner // Dissonance Theory
#2. Messa // The Spin
#1. Havukruunu // Tavastland â On their Bandcamp page, Havukruunu explain the concept of their fourth LP: âTavastland tells how in 1237 the Tavastians rose in rebellion against the church of Christ and drove the popes naked into the frost to die.â Sounds like the metal album of 2025 to me! But I didnât crown Tavastland for its lyrics that I canât understand. As Dr. A.N. Grier has been exhorting for a decade, Havukruunu stands as a model of Viking black metal consistency, having dropped only very good-to-great albums since 2015. Tavastland isnât a radical improvement over 2020âs Uinuous syömein sota, but itâs an (arguably excellent) improvement nonetheless, making it Havukruunuâs finest work yet. Yes, these fiery Finns forge sounds reminiscent of Bathory and Immortal, but Tavastland seized my attention for its adventurous prog sensibilities. Some of this can be attributed to the return of HĂŒmo, whose bass rattles like the four strings of Geddy Lee. But the prog is deep in the album craft, from the overture-style modulations of opener âKuolematon laulunhenkiâ to the extended guitar wankery of closer âDe miseriis fennorum.â Now if only I can learn Finnish, Iâll be able to appreciate the killer anti-popery narrative while headbanging to my Record oâ 2025.
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Baguette of Bodom
#ish. In the Woods⊠// Otra
#10. Species // Changelings
#9. Dragon Skull // Chaos Fire Vengeance
#8. A-Z // A2ZÂČ
#7. Apocalypse Orchestra // A Plague upon Thee
#6. Amorphis // Borderland
#5. Dolmen Gate // Echoes of Ancient Tales
#4. Dormant Ordeal // Tooth and Nail
#3. Amalekim // Shir Hashirim
#2. Suotana // Ounas II
#1. Buried Realm // The Dormant Darkness â Melodic tech death? Symphonic power metal? Who knows! Much like my 2025 in general, The Dormant Darkness has a bit of everything in one gigantic clusterfuck. The great news is, neither I nor the album crumbled under all that weight. In a year full of odd twists and turns, my list became more varied and unusual than ever. Buried Realm took this variety and gave me everything I like about metal in one dense package: blazing speeds, soaring guitars, majestic vocals, and relentless fury. Itâs also inexplicably well-produced for how many layers there are to deal with. While 2025 was not a particularly star-studded release yearâespecially compared to most of the 2020s so farâit threw plenty of fun curveballs at me, and The Dormant Darkness exemplifies this with its Xothian fusion of metal subgenres in one big Ophidian I blender ov shred. I would also like to request several Christian Ălvestam features on every album, please.
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Song oâ the Year:
Chaos Fire Vengeance by Dragon Skull
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BravePicks 2025 â CALVA LOUISEâs Edge Of The Abyss #22
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