Oh, look! The Pentagon wants $200bn to play Risk with Iran while Bloomberg is busy suspecting everyone of being a πŸ€–. You'd think a couple hundred billion could buy a better CAPTCHA system. πŸ’ΈπŸ’»
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2026-03-19/hegseth-says-iran-war-not-becoming-a-forever-war-or-quagmire #PentagonFunding #IranRisk #BloombergCAPTCHA #TechHumor #HackerNews #ngated
Hegseth Says Iran War Not Becoming a β€˜Forever War’ or β€˜Quagmire’

The Pentagon has asked for an additional $200 billion from Congress to pay for the war against Iran, a person familiar with the matter said, as Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth argued that the campaign was ahead of schedule and disputed that the US was getting embroiled in a quagmire.

Bloomberg.com
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https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2025-10-22/tesla-recalls-almost-13-000-evs-over-risk-of-battery-power-loss #TeslaRecall #BatteryIssues #BloombergCAPTCHA #InnovationFails #HackerNews #ngated