I was in bed. Someone knocked the door.

I answered it in underpants and vest.

...

I'm going back to bed.

#ThatDidntHappen #BackToBed

Do you ever get those times where you're explaining an important point so you employ clarity and brevity with intent, only for you to realise you've used the wrong language?

...

I shouldn't be allowed outside without a carer.

#BackToBed #Embarrassment100

BRJE - Day 247 - Game 0739 - Back To Bed by iloveyourface

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“Pants?
Where we’re going, we don’t *need* pants.”
(We’re going to bed)

#pants #BackToTheFuture #BackToBed

@BobLefridge Put up a parking lot. Ahaha ha ha ha!! I wasn’t concerned about the architectural aspect, more the lack of empathy #GrumpyOldNana #profitbeforecare #backtobed

-10°F in #vermont this morning. Nope.

#toocold #backtobed #brrr

Seems like the world got started without me again. #mistake #backtobed