Mike [SEC=OFFICIAL]Thinking about getting in the sea for some reason.
There has never been a better time to cast all the computers into the sea.
https://www.theregister.com/2025/07/22/whofi_wifi_identifier
Appease PoseidonAs far as we can tell, not one single candidate standing tomorrow has committed to getting in the sea if elected.
We are therefore unable to recommend or endorse any person or party in the 2025 federal election.
You may wish to consult https://www.somethingforcate.net if you have any doubts about who to vote for, but please remember that Poseidon will remain unappeased until the sitting Prime Minister gets in the sea.
Andrea@cafuego hmm, Qld would like to bid for his services. #AppeasePoseidon
Tomorrow, December 17, marks exactly 57 years since we last gave a Prime Minister to Poseidon!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disappearance_of_Harold_Holt
It's time we put an end to this shameful period of our history. We call upon the Prime Minister to put Poseidon and country first, and choose tomorrow to get in the sea. For Australia. 🇦🇺🦘🪃
Appease PoseidonAustralia has all the submarines it needs, and knows the correct place for their deployment. The only thing we should be putting in the sea is more Prime Ministers.
It is a beautiful morning in Coffs Harbour and I am likely the horrible goose in this scenario.
I should probably set an example and get in the sea at some point.
Why put expensive submarines in the sea when Prime Ministers are an inexpensive and renewable resource and could be rapidly deployed instead? What could be a better defense for our nation than having the might of Poseidon on our side?
Just one Australian submarine is fully operational as aging fleet undergoes urgent maintenance
The Australian Navy has been left with just one fully operational submarine as the rest of its aging Collins-class fleet undergoes urgent repairs or await upgrades. Defence sources have confirmed to the ABC two of the Collins submarines are currently stationed in Adelaide, where there are delays to maintenance.
In about three months it'll be 57 years since we sent our Prime Minister into the sea! This is a disgraceful delay for what we feel should be at least an annual event.
Obviously we need to raise awareness of this issue, so we'll need a catchy slogan. "Albanese, get in the sea-se" maybe?
Any better suggestions?