Appease Poseidon

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For the good of the nation, we must #AppeasePoseidon. To appease Poseidon, our Prime Minister must get in the sea.
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This is a reminder that software developers recommend throwing your computer into the ocean and running into the forest never to be seen again.

Australia has all the submarines it needs, and knows the correct place for their deployment. The only thing we should be putting in the sea is more Prime Ministers.

#AppeasePoseidon #GetInTheSea

Why put expensive submarines in the sea when Prime Ministers are an inexpensive and renewable resource and could be rapidly deployed instead? What could be a better defense for our nation than having the might of Poseidon on our side?

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-11-01/one-australian-submarine-is-fully-operational-aging-fleet/104551528

#AppeasePoseidon

Just one Australian submarine is fully operational as aging fleet undergoes urgent maintenance

The Australian Navy has been left with just one fully operational submarine as the rest of its aging Collins-class fleet undergoes urgent repairs or await upgrades. Defence sources have confirmed to the ABC two of the Collins submarines are currently stationed in Adelaide, where there are delays to maintenance.

ABC News

I consider there to be only two ways it's legitimate to leave the Australian Prime Ministership:

- Getting into the sea
- Imprisonment

#programming #names Aargh

Throw the programmers in the sea

Let's throw all computers into the ocean.

@AppeasePoseidon

Surf's up, Albo!

@AppeasePoseidon I don’t understand how people can joke about such a serious topic. Laugh away, you foolish people, while Poseidon’s anger grows each day. No more jokes only action.
@AppeasePoseidon "Hey Anthony! Get into the Briny!"

In about three months it'll be 57 years since we sent our Prime Minister into the sea! This is a disgraceful delay for what we feel should be at least an annual event.

Obviously we need to raise awareness of this issue, so we'll need a catchy slogan. "Albanese, get in the sea-se" maybe?

Any better suggestions?

#AppeasePoseidon #GetInTheSea #auspol