Mastodawn

@Computer
I for one is a dedicated grenade pin collector and a faithfull citizen.
I have a wonderous collection of grenade pins from all sectors! I have a pin from BOM sector from the 2851st cycle!
Please send me pins from all sectors by mailbot (without grenade) and with the help of Friend Computer we will all create the Great Museum of Grenade Pins!
#ParanoiaRoleGame #FriendComputer #AlphaComplex

Doom Disco!Sep 28, 2025

'“Citizens will be on their best behavior, because we’re constantly recording and reporting everything that is going on.” Surveillance #capitalism, no, fascism is so sexy. Friend #computer / @friend-computer.bsky.social only wants the best for you. cooperate consume collapse Viva #AlphaComplex!

RE: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdb5vx3ua5z2fnrvijpkvtwm/post/3lzu2npvk7s2u

Doom Disco!Sep 24, 2025

@friend-computer.bsky.social / #FriendComputer wants the citizens of #AlphaComplex and beyond to be informed, publicly denounce traitors, and never step out of line. Consume / Enjoy what is presented to you—both physically and mentally. The real world now a parody of the #Paranoia #ttrpg!

RE: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lr36xv2l64jwtnyoaqem6z2z/post/3lzlpsedp4c2d

Doom Disco!Sep 23, 2025

Ignorance and inhumanity do not exist if you look away. #TheComputer is your friend, it is always right – in the #AlphaComplex and everywhere else. Do not make the mistake of mistrusting or even fighting the system.

RE: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nz7dmzhuaegvtt7pq4qxo2qf/post/3lzjhmgtcv22o

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ariels Jan 23, 2025

@Computer Thank you, friend computer! I too would like to compliment my superiors. They have managed at an acceptable level at all times when I have seen them. Many coworkers say that, but for their presence, levels of execution would have plummeted much faster. Without their leadership, we would not have as much treasonable activity to #troubleshoot. I have even seen them use #alphacomplex resources as intended, more than once! Just this month efficiency crossed the 20% "watershed" line, and is now 17%.

Tabletop Sentinel Dec 24, 2024

Attention, Citizen! The release of Paranoia: The Uncooperative Board Game has been benevolently rescheduled to January 2025 - Available for pre-order now from Modiphius Entertainment - Trust The Computer, because happiness is, indeed, enforced! https://tinyurl.com/yfmvhhsv #BoardGames #Modiphius #Paranoia #TabletopGames #GamingNews #AlphaComplex

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BREAKING NEWS: ALPHA COMPLEX BOARD GAME LAUNCH BENEVOLENTLY MOVED TO JANUARY FOR THE BENEFIT OF EVERY CITIZEN! Attention, Citizen! While the Computer has assured us that the holiday season is perfectly... Read More

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ariels Dec 11, 2023

Friend @Computer while we were and remain unaware of this confidential #AlphaComplex information, we are investigating its leak that Citizen @LilahTovMoon evidently uncovered. "Free" Communist press agents are reporting cheap ways to align Citizens with #shareholdervalues. Such advanced thought would obviously be impossible for humans without the help of Friend Computer.

Please direct QM to procure us Form R0522-e(u)13r, it is urgently needed for us to #Troubleshoot .

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ariels Dec 11, 2023

Friend @Computer, sleeping Citizens cannot shoot, report, and discover treason. Sleep is therefore #theft from #AlphaComplex. Henceforth I shall be reporting the dreams of other happy citizens.